I mean she’s not wrong. The weather *is* being manipulated. Slowly. By billionaires who will keep polluting it.
seXJ69 on
They should go outside and try to fan it away.
Ur_Moms_Honda on
Wrap it up, fellas. We got it solved.
OneArmedBrain on
Jesus Christ.
SaltIsMySugar on
‘Tis I, Liberal Larry The Hurricane Controller!! I will force this hurricane into Republican areas and you will only get flooded if you voted for Trump!
submit_2_my_toast on
Who is this ‘They’? And how are they creating hurricane-sized disasters that are going unnoticed that then have to be covered up by actual hurricanes? Just incoherent conspiracy mad libs.
Caryslan on
I honestly can’t believe people this stupid and delusional share the same planet as normal people.
FDGKLRTC on
The weater IS being manipulated, we’ve known that since the 50s, we even gave this phenomen a name for fuck sake
Professional-End2722 on
We’re three months away from sacrificing new borns to the Sun God so that the sun rises in the morning.
They truly are that dumb.
crazygatorfso on
See they figured it out. All of the scientists were playing the long game saying it’s climate change when in fact they were just working in the weather controller. Seee long game and 5D chess
SnooStrawberries3391 on
It’s done for the sake of clicks/$$. The weirder the conspiracy the more clicks it gets. That be jest an edgeecated guess on my part.
Our Florida gubner sez no to climate change. Period. Case closed.
See how easy it goes away?
fancy-kitten on
“It can’t be that thing that all the scientists have been telling us about for decades, it must be some sort of conspiracy”
Morons.
MrsACT on
I’m genuinely worried about the majority of the people in Helene’s path, but Catturd is not one of them.
ithinkitsnotworking on
People really do suck. This is incomprehensibly stupid.
Bee-Aromatic on
They don’t believe that human activity affects climate despite piles of evidence you can ski down but they do believe that we can make and control a fucking hurricane to punish Floridians.
That’s some wild ass thinking right there.
Texas_Sam2002 on
When the simple explanation is too simple so you make up an impossible and implausible explanation instead.
Cas_the_cat on
Or, you know, it’s just “*turns on megaphone*” FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
chilladipa on
American education system is failing. America is progressing because of H-1B Visa, which sucks up the talent from all over the world.
Caledric on
They’ve never had hurricanes this big? Even back in the 80s and 90s this was an average size hurricane. When I lived in Sebastian, FL we didn’t even board up for one of these.
Catonachandelier on
Huh. Christina must be really young if she doesn’t remember seeing hurricanes this large in Florida before. She doesn’t remember Andrew?
Yahwehnker on
Ohhhhhhhhh, so you’re saying humans actually can change the climate after all? Whoah.
polaromonas on
These people’s stupidity actually harms my mental health. I’m just in disbelief. How can anyone be this stupid?
Bubbly-Fault4847 on
So these motherfuckers simply not understand human scale?
Imagine the immense size and sheer numbers of equipment that it would take to do anything close to this.
“bUt tHeY cAn SeEd cLoWDs”
st_jaystone on
Could it be the billions of tons of carbon spewed out into the atmosphere each year causing the climate to change just like those highly educated climate experts have been telling us about for decades? No, more likely it’s a conspiracy some fuck knuckle on YouTube told me about…
RudeCut7488 on
coolbaby1978 on
You ALMOST had it!!
HotPhilly on
Activate the hurricane can generator aka just normal life under capitalism and fossil fuel dependency mwa haha. Morons.
EdSGuard on
I got this one fam.
So in “climate change” the letter C from climate is the third letter of the alphabet, so 3. And in change the letter C is also the third letter. Therefore with 3=3 we can simply swap the two letters and deduce that…
IT WAS CLIMATE CHANGE ALL ALONG!
Hoax confirmed!
CardinalCountryCub on
What do they think this is, an episode of General Hospital in the 80s? Do they think Mikkos Cassadine’s weather machine is real? Wouldn’t it make more sense for the democrats (or whoever had it) to make the weather where they are nicer?
I can’t with these people anymore.
(Yes, I know the weather is changing, and that humans are to blame. It’s the idea that it’s a group of people deciding what to do on a virtual whim that gets me.)
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I mean she’s not wrong. The weather *is* being manipulated. Slowly. By billionaires who will keep polluting it.
They should go outside and try to fan it away.
Wrap it up, fellas. We got it solved.
Jesus Christ.
‘Tis I, Liberal Larry The Hurricane Controller!! I will force this hurricane into Republican areas and you will only get flooded if you voted for Trump!
Who is this ‘They’? And how are they creating hurricane-sized disasters that are going unnoticed that then have to be covered up by actual hurricanes? Just incoherent conspiracy mad libs.
I honestly can’t believe people this stupid and delusional share the same planet as normal people.
The weater IS being manipulated, we’ve known that since the 50s, we even gave this phenomen a name for fuck sake
We’re three months away from sacrificing new borns to the Sun God so that the sun rises in the morning.
They truly are that dumb.
See they figured it out. All of the scientists were playing the long game saying it’s climate change when in fact they were just working in the weather controller. Seee long game and 5D chess
It’s done for the sake of clicks/$$. The weirder the conspiracy the more clicks it gets. That be jest an edgeecated guess on my part.
Our Florida gubner sez no to climate change. Period. Case closed.
See how easy it goes away?
“It can’t be that thing that all the scientists have been telling us about for decades, it must be some sort of conspiracy”
Morons.
I’m genuinely worried about the majority of the people in Helene’s path, but Catturd is not one of them.
People really do suck. This is incomprehensibly stupid.
They don’t believe that human activity affects climate despite piles of evidence you can ski down but they do believe that we can make and control a fucking hurricane to punish Floridians.
That’s some wild ass thinking right there.
When the simple explanation is too simple so you make up an impossible and implausible explanation instead.
Or, you know, it’s just “*turns on megaphone*” FUCKING CLIMATE CHANGE!!!
American education system is failing. America is progressing because of H-1B Visa, which sucks up the talent from all over the world.
They’ve never had hurricanes this big? Even back in the 80s and 90s this was an average size hurricane. When I lived in Sebastian, FL we didn’t even board up for one of these.
Huh. Christina must be really young if she doesn’t remember seeing hurricanes this large in Florida before. She doesn’t remember Andrew?
Ohhhhhhhhh, so you’re saying humans actually can change the climate after all? Whoah.
These people’s stupidity actually harms my mental health. I’m just in disbelief. How can anyone be this stupid?
So these motherfuckers simply not understand human scale?
Imagine the immense size and sheer numbers of equipment that it would take to do anything close to this.
“bUt tHeY cAn SeEd cLoWDs”
Could it be the billions of tons of carbon spewed out into the atmosphere each year causing the climate to change just like those highly educated climate experts have been telling us about for decades? No, more likely it’s a conspiracy some fuck knuckle on YouTube told me about…
You ALMOST had it!!
Activate the hurricane can generator aka just normal life under capitalism and fossil fuel dependency mwa haha. Morons.
I got this one fam.
So in “climate change” the letter C from climate is the third letter of the alphabet, so 3. And in change the letter C is also the third letter. Therefore with 3=3 we can simply swap the two letters and deduce that…
IT WAS CLIMATE CHANGE ALL ALONG!
Hoax confirmed!
What do they think this is, an episode of General Hospital in the 80s? Do they think Mikkos Cassadine’s weather machine is real? Wouldn’t it make more sense for the democrats (or whoever had it) to make the weather where they are nicer?
I can’t with these people anymore.
(Yes, I know the weather is changing, and that humans are to blame. It’s the idea that it’s a group of people deciding what to do on a virtual whim that gets me.)