I think that’s the universal indicator that the world is ending.
roseshoser on
Catturd was whining about this 8 hours ago, when the storm was down by Fort Myers/Naples. He lives in the Panhandle, west of Tallahassee and out of the direct path:
He hates “socialism,” so I hope that he doesn’t waddle his ass in line wanting big govt handouts from the deep state.
Walker_Texas_Nutter on
I don’t think FEMA even has this on the Waffle House Index.
Sweet-Tea-Lemonade on
That’s a beautiful picture composition
sinisterdesign on
God help us all. 🧇🏠
Namorath82 on
Oh shit … where are Floridians going to go for drunken brawls at 2am?
terri061655 on
I’m waiting to see Jim Cantore. When he shows up, you know you’re in deep trouble! Waffle House closing has to be a first, I’ve NEVER seen them closed due to weather!
oohkt on
Oh shit. It’s fucking happening. Everybody panic.
Miss_Maple_Dream on
Cantore is there too. Shit is about to get real.
bebop1065 on
That has to be some AI shit. WH never closes.
For real though. This storm is a bad motha…
TamashiiNu on
Shit just got real
Callinon on
That’s an approximately We’re.Fucked on the Waffle House disaster index.
coolbaby1978 on
Waffle House is the safety standard. Open = All Good. Closed = Take this seriously. Boarded up =Get the fuck out now!!
Iwillnotbeokay on
Oh they CLOSED closed.
Fearless_Hedgehog491 on
That’s not a good sign, if Jim Cantore shows up you’re fucked.
FreeflyingSunflower on
You’d think with the democrats having control over the path of Helene, they would at least respect the Waffle Houses.
/s
MurderyRainbow on
It’s not a waffle house. It’s a waffle home.
Dry-Airport8046 on
Where is this Waffle House?
Mystical_Cat on
Mother Nature bringing her bitch to the Waffle Hut.
Betcha they will be the 1st business open after the hurricane passes through.
sequins_and_glitter on
Anyone who has grown up with hurricanes or dealt with them in any capacity knows that once the Waffle House closes, shit is about to get bad. It’s literally an informal FEMA method for measuring the impact of storms.
Appropriate_Fun10 on
Oh shit.
SloppyMeathole on
Are they having the nightly fight club out in the parking lot, or did they relocate indoors?
rjross0623 on
I’m impressed they have shutters. Well done WH!
Wolfman01a on
CNN was telling people that if you plan to ride out the storm, write your name and social security number on your arm so they can identify your body.
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I think that’s the universal indicator that the world is ending.
Catturd was whining about this 8 hours ago, when the storm was down by Fort Myers/Naples. He lives in the Panhandle, west of Tallahassee and out of the direct path:
https://x.com/catturd2/status/1839329679792304204
WAAAAAAA!!!!! Bad rainies coming my way.
Catturd, grow a pair, incel!
Just imagine what he’ll be going through tonight, that climate denying bitch!
https://x.com/catturd2/status/1839361685192364376
He hates “socialism,” so I hope that he doesn’t waddle his ass in line wanting big govt handouts from the deep state.
I don’t think FEMA even has this on the Waffle House Index.
That’s a beautiful picture composition
God help us all. 🧇🏠
Oh shit … where are Floridians going to go for drunken brawls at 2am?
I’m waiting to see Jim Cantore. When he shows up, you know you’re in deep trouble! Waffle House closing has to be a first, I’ve NEVER seen them closed due to weather!
Oh shit. It’s fucking happening. Everybody panic.
Cantore is there too. Shit is about to get real.
That has to be some AI shit. WH never closes.
For real though. This storm is a bad motha…
Shit just got real
That’s an approximately We’re.Fucked on the Waffle House disaster index.
Waffle House is the safety standard. Open = All Good. Closed = Take this seriously. Boarded up =Get the fuck out now!!
Oh they CLOSED closed.
That’s not a good sign, if Jim Cantore shows up you’re fucked.
You’d think with the democrats having control over the path of Helene, they would at least respect the Waffle Houses.
/s
It’s not a waffle house. It’s a waffle home.
Where is this Waffle House?
Mother Nature bringing her bitch to the Waffle Hut.
Video showing the WH in the photo: https://weather.com/storms/hurricane/video/alligator-point-florida-waffle-house-closed
News story on the WH Index: https://www.11alive.com/article/weather/severe-weather/hurricane-helene-waffle-house-index/85-be695138-7291-4473-ae3c-4f03aef19849
Betcha they will be the 1st business open after the hurricane passes through.
Anyone who has grown up with hurricanes or dealt with them in any capacity knows that once the Waffle House closes, shit is about to get bad. It’s literally an informal FEMA method for measuring the impact of storms.
Oh shit.
Are they having the nightly fight club out in the parking lot, or did they relocate indoors?
I’m impressed they have shutters. Well done WH!
CNN was telling people that if you plan to ride out the storm, write your name and social security number on your arm so they can identify your body.
