My grandpa studied with Picasso- said he was an Ass.
davethecave on
I knew a man called Graham Bailey, an artist. He and Picasso had a mutual friend whose name I don’t know. He had a painting hung next to a Picasso in her kitchen. This made him so happy.
There’s more; when the friends son left home, he asked if he could have the painting from the kitchen. She assumed he meant the Picasso. Nope, he wanted Graham’s painting.
I knew Graham around forty years ago. He was about fifty then. I’m guessing he is no longer with us.
Frequent-Piano6164 on
Picasso was wanted by the Nazis. Hitler loved one of his paintings until he found it was depicting Nazi violence, lol. Once he found out he wanted Picasso arrested and brought to Germany.
CodeMonkeyMayhem on
Sophia Petrillo : *”Picture it. Sicily, 1912. A beautiful, young peasant girl with clear, olive skin meets an exciting but penniless Spanish artist. There’s an instant attraction. They laugh, they sing. They slam down a few boilermakers. Shortly afterwards, he’s arrested for showing her how he can hold his palette without using his hands. But I digress. He paints her portrait and they make passionate love. She spends much of the next day in the shower with a loofah sponge, scrubbing his fingerprints off her body. She sees the portrait and is insulted. It looks nothing like her. And she storms out of his life forever. That peasant girl was me and that painter was Pablo Picasso.”*
Dorothy Zbornak : *”Ma, I have a feeling you’re lying.”*
Picasso was an ass because he’d take other people’s ideas and then do the idea better than the inventors.
zaalqartveli on
So fucking what?
Salvador Dali passed away in 1989.
Frank Frazetta died in 2010.
jonnycanuck67 on
Hahaha, this is a funny take, Salvador Dali died in 1989… it is funny how contemporary they both were
Lothleen on
Wait till he finds out, Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo and Raphael lived in the New York sewer system…
Msanthropy1250 on
And to this day, his “art” is still shit.
Lindaspike on
Good grief, people are dumb.
dgmilo8085 on
Picasso and Dali hanging out with hippies in the 60s together.
Me-espressooo on
My mum lived in Paris and was friends with a guy who was widely known to be Picasso’s love child
WokeAssMessiah on
This is just so fucking sad.
iBoy2G on
Snoop Catt, not Dogg. Cats are cuter.
nalc on
His artwork is very clearly modern 1900s, I think people just remember “famous painter” and lump him in with like the Dutch Masters of 300 years prior even though if you actually looked at a Rembrandt, Monet, and Picasso side by side you could probably guess the years pretty accurately.
BeemerBaby004 on
Of course he was alive in a 1973 he drove a El Dorado. Also he never got called an asshole…not in New York…
There’s a advertisement for mental health treatment under this post.. That’s to perfect.
Nofunatall69 on
I’m uncultured and I’m gonna show it to you.
cyberchaox on
I knew he was 20th century. But I didn’t realize he was still alive in the 1970s. I guess it’s because his career started at such a young age and he lived so long; Wikipedia says he was active from 1897 through his death in 1973.
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Charlie Chaplin and Groucho both died in 1977.
My grandpa studied with Picasso- said he was an Ass.
I knew a man called Graham Bailey, an artist. He and Picasso had a mutual friend whose name I don’t know. He had a painting hung next to a Picasso in her kitchen. This made him so happy.
There’s more; when the friends son left home, he asked if he could have the painting from the kitchen. She assumed he meant the Picasso. Nope, he wanted Graham’s painting.
I knew Graham around forty years ago. He was about fifty then. I’m guessing he is no longer with us.
Picasso was wanted by the Nazis. Hitler loved one of his paintings until he found it was depicting Nazi violence, lol. Once he found out he wanted Picasso arrested and brought to Germany.
Sophia Petrillo : *”Picture it. Sicily, 1912. A beautiful, young peasant girl with clear, olive skin meets an exciting but penniless Spanish artist. There’s an instant attraction. They laugh, they sing. They slam down a few boilermakers. Shortly afterwards, he’s arrested for showing her how he can hold his palette without using his hands. But I digress. He paints her portrait and they make passionate love. She spends much of the next day in the shower with a loofah sponge, scrubbing his fingerprints off her body. She sees the portrait and is insulted. It looks nothing like her. And she storms out of his life forever. That peasant girl was me and that painter was Pablo Picasso.”*
Dorothy Zbornak : *”Ma, I have a feeling you’re lying.”*
Sophia Petrillo : *”Be positive, Dorothy.”*
Dorothy Zbornak : *”OK, I’m positive you’re lying.*
Ah, gotta love the death of education in America.
Somebody never took an art history class, and
Picasso was an ass because he’d take other people’s ideas and then do the idea better than the inventors.
So fucking what?
Salvador Dali passed away in 1989.
Frank Frazetta died in 2010.
Hahaha, this is a funny take, Salvador Dali died in 1989… it is funny how contemporary they both were
Wait till he finds out, Leonardo, Donatello, Michaelangelo and Raphael lived in the New York sewer system…
And to this day, his “art” is still shit.
Good grief, people are dumb.
Picasso and Dali hanging out with hippies in the 60s together.
My mum lived in Paris and was friends with a guy who was widely known to be Picasso’s love child
This is just so fucking sad.
Snoop Catt, not Dogg. Cats are cuter.
His artwork is very clearly modern 1900s, I think people just remember “famous painter” and lump him in with like the Dutch Masters of 300 years prior even though if you actually looked at a Rembrandt, Monet, and Picasso side by side you could probably guess the years pretty accurately.
Of course he was alive in a 1973 he drove a El Dorado. Also he never got called an asshole…not in New York…
[Pablo Picasso facts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kc2iLAubras)
There’s a advertisement for mental health treatment under this post.. That’s to perfect.
I’m uncultured and I’m gonna show it to you.
I knew he was 20th century. But I didn’t realize he was still alive in the 1970s. I guess it’s because his career started at such a young age and he lived so long; Wikipedia says he was active from 1897 through his death in 1973.
My grandma had “lunch” with him once.