So I used to bounce at a strip club in Las Vegas. One night I’m standing out front and this big dude in a cheap suit walks up on me and he says “Hey, I work for a VIP, and I wanna bring him in. Just letting you know, so you can comp the cover and drinks.”
And first off, that’s not how celebrities usually work. Second off, that’s not how strip clubs work. But whatever, I humor the guy because maybe I’m about to get a $1000 tip and I’m honestly more on the strippers’ side than the club’s. So I tell him I’m gonna go talk to my manager and ask who’s coming.
“Snoop Dogg.”
At which point I’m like, oh shit, not only am I gonna get a fat tip, there’s a chance I might get to smoke a fucking blunt with Snoop, I’ll pay his fucking cover myself, at this point. So I tell him to bring his man on through.
20 minutes later he comes back with another guy in a suit and his boss.
Now, I guess maybe this guy would’ve looked like Snoop Dogg enough to the average white guy who’d only ever seen him do cameos on commercials and in movies or whatever, but he definitely wasn’t Snoop.
He was also like 5’9, lol. I told them to get the fuck outta here with their nonsense.
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We got Malik Yoba at home!
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That’s Isaac Elbow
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That’s Carlton Elba from the Fresh Prince of Pacific Rim.
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Spread the word, we back up!
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Man, I needed this laugh.
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Nah that was Tony Rock tryin twll you he was Idris.
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This reminds of the Denzel scene in Game Night.
https://youtu.be/E3DL5eyYvro?si=W_rESN07hE7J2GIT
Skip to 2:05 to see the Denzel pic.
Strong drinks hamper discernment!
No, that’s Levar Burton.
I’d like 2 of whatever you were drinking
5′ 11″ Idris Elba
So I used to bounce at a strip club in Las Vegas. One night I’m standing out front and this big dude in a cheap suit walks up on me and he says “Hey, I work for a VIP, and I wanna bring him in. Just letting you know, so you can comp the cover and drinks.”
And first off, that’s not how celebrities usually work. Second off, that’s not how strip clubs work. But whatever, I humor the guy because maybe I’m about to get a $1000 tip and I’m honestly more on the strippers’ side than the club’s. So I tell him I’m gonna go talk to my manager and ask who’s coming.
“Snoop Dogg.”
At which point I’m like, oh shit, not only am I gonna get a fat tip, there’s a chance I might get to smoke a fucking blunt with Snoop, I’ll pay his fucking cover myself, at this point. So I tell him to bring his man on through.
20 minutes later he comes back with another guy in a suit and his boss.
Now, I guess maybe this guy would’ve looked like Snoop Dogg enough to the average white guy who’d only ever seen him do cameos on commercials and in movies or whatever, but he definitely wasn’t Snoop.
He was also like 5’9, lol. I told them to get the fuck outta here with their nonsense.
We got Malik Yoba at home!
That’s Isaac Elbow
That’s Carlton Elba from the Fresh Prince of Pacific Rim.
Spread the word, we back up!
Man, I needed this laugh.
Nah that was Tony Rock tryin twll you he was Idris.
Bruhs got jaundice. Looking like a Cheshire cat.
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That’s Donovan McNabb. Can I get the check now?