If I’m not mistaken Harry Potter was banned do to the book teaching “real” witchcraft
Gregorygregory888888 on
Where was it banned?
Putrid-Clue3019 on
All I can say is…. WTF????
RofiBie on
Banned Charlotte’s Web? One of the most popular kids stories of all time? They really are nutters.
gadget850 on
The book has been banned in Kansas because of talking animals and death.
Much like every Disney animated film.
I_Have_12_Basses on
Everybody knows only snakes and donkeys can talk. It’s in the Bible! All those talking animals in Charlotte’s Web are mocking the bible and mocking God! (Make no doubt, I’m being heavily sarcastic!)
Logical_Bad1748 on
Talking animals! What about hallucinating messiahs, listening directly from God?
TheonsPrideinaBox on
The bible has a talking donkey and they ban Charlotte’s Web for talking animals?
CaptainFleshBeard on
There is also a book with a talking snake, hope they ban that too
Karegian on
Banned for talking animals?
Hope they never go to Disneyland…their head’ll explode.
Blue_Osiris1 on
“Why would you do this, Mistah Turkey?!”
Front_Rip4064 on
Are they going to ban Narnia, given it has talking animals and an anthropomorphic Creator, and even suggests other religions have validity?
Mind-of-ZD on
The party of free speech
OraDr8 on
Omg. This is a classic, I loved it as a kid.
Strain_Pure on
So children are forbidden to read the book because it has talking animals.
The Bible has a talking Snake(Genesis), Donkey(Numbers), and Eagle(Revelations) so how is it OK for them to read the Bible?
Not to mention, the main character being Jesus, who was born because his Paedophile Rapist father intended for him to die an extremely horrific death to absolve others of their sins, which he could easily have done on his own without the suffering of his son because Jehova is supposed to be an all seeing, all knowing, and all powerful God and yet he still needs to perform a blood sacrifice(which is kinda ironic given his followers are supposed to hate magic and witchcraft).
idefinitelyh8teu on
So i guess they don’t watch Bluey…sucks to be them.
1singleduck on
I swear, if religious conservatives were to get in power, they’d bring back witch burnings.
WowOwlO on
…Talking animals?
We’re banning books because of talking animals now, are we?
someoneelse2389 on
These people won’t be happy till the only two books in libraries are the Bible and The Art of the Deal.
ztomiczombie on
Talking animals? The Bible has talking animals, most of the crap Christians make for kids has talking animals, hell the most famous as successful Christian show had talking vegetables.
Bingskilly on
I’m sorry but i am unable to understand that they somehow banned what is considered by most to be one of the most fundamental pieces of literature in the American education system, why was this done? How on earth could this book even be seen as offensive to anyone? Its a book about a spider and a pig becoming friends.
curlingegg on
I wonder if they’ll ban ‘Animal Farm’ next for giving pigs too much personality
Kobayashi_Maru186 on
This is where I lose my fucking mind. Wtf is wrong with these people? Charlotte’s Web is a treasured book of my childhood. Hands off E.B. asshats! 🤯
Hargelbargel on
It’s not just Christians, Muslims often burn books featuring pigs, like *Animal Farm*.
BardKalevos on
According to Ned Flanders: “the idea of a talking dog [is] blasphemous.”
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If I’m not mistaken Harry Potter was banned do to the book teaching “real” witchcraft
Where was it banned?
All I can say is…. WTF????
Banned Charlotte’s Web? One of the most popular kids stories of all time? They really are nutters.
The book has been banned in Kansas because of talking animals and death.
Much like every Disney animated film.
Everybody knows only snakes and donkeys can talk. It’s in the Bible! All those talking animals in Charlotte’s Web are mocking the bible and mocking God! (Make no doubt, I’m being heavily sarcastic!)
Talking animals! What about hallucinating messiahs, listening directly from God?
The bible has a talking donkey and they ban Charlotte’s Web for talking animals?
There is also a book with a talking snake, hope they ban that too
Banned for talking animals?
Hope they never go to Disneyland…their head’ll explode.
“Why would you do this, Mistah Turkey?!”
Are they going to ban Narnia, given it has talking animals and an anthropomorphic Creator, and even suggests other religions have validity?
The party of free speech
Omg. This is a classic, I loved it as a kid.
So children are forbidden to read the book because it has talking animals.
The Bible has a talking Snake(Genesis), Donkey(Numbers), and Eagle(Revelations) so how is it OK for them to read the Bible?
Not to mention, the main character being Jesus, who was born because his Paedophile Rapist father intended for him to die an extremely horrific death to absolve others of their sins, which he could easily have done on his own without the suffering of his son because Jehova is supposed to be an all seeing, all knowing, and all powerful God and yet he still needs to perform a blood sacrifice(which is kinda ironic given his followers are supposed to hate magic and witchcraft).
So i guess they don’t watch Bluey…sucks to be them.
I swear, if religious conservatives were to get in power, they’d bring back witch burnings.
…Talking animals?
We’re banning books because of talking animals now, are we?
These people won’t be happy till the only two books in libraries are the Bible and The Art of the Deal.
Talking animals? The Bible has talking animals, most of the crap Christians make for kids has talking animals, hell the most famous as successful Christian show had talking vegetables.
I’m sorry but i am unable to understand that they somehow banned what is considered by most to be one of the most fundamental pieces of literature in the American education system, why was this done? How on earth could this book even be seen as offensive to anyone? Its a book about a spider and a pig becoming friends.
I wonder if they’ll ban ‘Animal Farm’ next for giving pigs too much personality
This is where I lose my fucking mind. Wtf is wrong with these people? Charlotte’s Web is a treasured book of my childhood. Hands off E.B. asshats! 🤯
It’s not just Christians, Muslims often burn books featuring pigs, like *Animal Farm*.
According to Ned Flanders: “the idea of a talking dog [is] blasphemous.”