Dude straight up said on live tv that he makes up stories. Nothing this couch fuckers say is true. Not even him saying he didn’t fuck a couch.
Uncle_Icky on
You there! Couch fucker! Do you need assistance??
TheWriteMaster on
Looks like he has pretty little braids to match the eyeliner in this picture.
BumpoSplat on
Sounds about right.
Chumlee1917 on
He’s also holding two dozen eggs saying they’re a dozen, what a weirdo
Sorta_clever on
Can someone tell me how a VP has any influence over the price of anything? I’m genuinely curious.
Reciter5613 on
It’s as funny as Fox News shows Trump saying the stock market is bad when showing on the same screen the stock market is great!
welding-guy74 on
Betcha he shoves an egg up his ass while he fucks the couch
Pleaseappeaseme on
There was more bird flu is what I heard. So they went up a bit but not $4.
daveinsf on
*Hey, JD, there’s this new thing called “situational awareness.” maybe you should try it out.*
daveinsf on
Attention to detail has never been a Trump or MAGA strength, but Vance takes lack of attention to detail to a whole new level. Even funnier that he’s holding a flat of eggs, which usually holds 20 eggs (the lo-res pic looks like it could be 25 or 35).
Are they trolling their own base just to see how ridiculous they can get without the MAGAs noticing?
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Dude straight up said on live tv that he makes up stories. Nothing this couch fuckers say is true. Not even him saying he didn’t fuck a couch.
You there! Couch fucker! Do you need assistance??
Looks like he has pretty little braids to match the eyeliner in this picture.
Sounds about right.
He’s also holding two dozen eggs saying they’re a dozen, what a weirdo
Can someone tell me how a VP has any influence over the price of anything? I’m genuinely curious.
It’s as funny as Fox News shows Trump saying the stock market is bad when showing on the same screen the stock market is great!
Betcha he shoves an egg up his ass while he fucks the couch
There was more bird flu is what I heard. So they went up a bit but not $4.
*Hey, JD, there’s this new thing called “situational awareness.” maybe you should try it out.*
Attention to detail has never been a Trump or MAGA strength, but Vance takes lack of attention to detail to a whole new level. Even funnier that he’s holding a flat of eggs, which usually holds 20 eggs (the lo-res pic looks like it could be 25 or 35).
Are they trolling their own base just to see how ridiculous they can get without the MAGAs noticing?