My 4yo got slime for her birthday … did this almost immediately.

    by OSUJillyBean

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    1. This is actually an easy fix. Simply place the child in the freezer for 12 hours and the complaints will stop.

    2. When that happened to me as a child, my bangs got cut. Haven’t had bangs since. I’m more comfortable without.

    3. I had to tell my family to stop buying her that kind of stuff. One year they bought her this huge kinetic sand kit and I told them point blank it stays at their house. They can deal with the mess.

    4. And the cycle continues.

      Anyone else remember Gak? Basically the same thing. I had some as a kid that was pickle-scented, and somehow managed to embed it into the back seat of our minivan.

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