I get asmr vibes from certain power tools, lawn mowers. Dad would be outside working at the crack of dawn while I slept and now it’s a weird thing I can ignore or even use to assist me with sleep.
scoobster46 on
Any Germans here who could translate this?
Ok-Excuse-2621 on
thats me and im not a dad and live with my parents lol
jlbradl on
Dad’s acting like they pay the bills around here.
chronic_ice_tea on
Dad here. I do this to try to loosen any tonsil stones that might be lodged.
EinarTh97 on
This made me laugh, upvoted!
Some_guy-online on
He’s in an epic boss battle, quick go give him a health potion. At 5am coffee works best.
otis_the_drunk on
At a certain point in life, a switch flicks in one’s brain where you suddenly realize it’s your house and you’re gonna be you.
Loudly.
iamvzzz on
Thats my dad lol
Laudanumium on
Me, when the kids decide to play COD or Minecraft and yell until 3AM in their mic, like no one lives here.
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whose he yelling at?
why is my dad here? lol
Looks like he’s throwing up hairballs
True, but getting up at 5 sucks, so yeah
Smoker
I hate being the meme now. It’s weird.
So that’s where my dad went…
Gotta brush my teeth
Meme ❌
Real ✅
Sounds like when I somehow lodged a small chunk of dried toothpaste underneath my tongue at the back or my throat.
The equivalent to moms when they get ready in the morning and are using the hairdryer!
This is my wife. I creep around the house like a burglar when I’m up early.
Yep this is my dad and slowly becoming me…
EVERY little NOISE has to be 10 times LOUDER than it should be!
Demons begone
Feel your pain brother, mornings try to kill me too
He pays for all the shit, so he can do whatever he 2ants.
You go pay the damn mortgage then
It’s revenge on the kids for slamming doors and stomping up and down the stairs when we go to bed early to wake up early for work.
Memories triggered. I didn’t start liking coffee until my mid 20s, but I loved waking up to the smell of it in my teens.
I always scare my family in the morning because they can’t hear me walking around and I just appear in front of them.
“i gotta get it out! I wake up with mucus!” – my dad
I can understand the possible need to get the phlegm out with the bodily noise but banging cabinet doors confirms that he does not give a shit.
Your dad.
https://youtu.be/fMpbYmq2gAA?si=Y7DgAYJazSbfZ2G2
I get asmr vibes from certain power tools, lawn mowers. Dad would be outside working at the crack of dawn while I slept and now it’s a weird thing I can ignore or even use to assist me with sleep.
Any Germans here who could translate this?
thats me and im not a dad and live with my parents lol
Dad’s acting like they pay the bills around here.
Dad here. I do this to try to loosen any tonsil stones that might be lodged.
This made me laugh, upvoted!
He’s in an epic boss battle, quick go give him a health potion. At 5am coffee works best.
At a certain point in life, a switch flicks in one’s brain where you suddenly realize it’s your house and you’re gonna be you.
Loudly.
Thats my dad lol
Me, when the kids decide to play COD or Minecraft and yell until 3AM in their mic, like no one lives here.
And I need to get up at 5:15 for work.
Dude is starting his own metal band
You dont pay rent for this house