Keep’em dumb and reproducing is the Republican party’s favorite strategy.
zippiskootch on
Does it become asexual ed or what?
robinsw26 on
I’d love to see some teacher come up with an extremely creative way to teach sex education within the parameters of this insanely stupid requirement.
The--Wurst on
“exclude consent”
There’s the key takeaway there we all missed. He doesn’t like being told no.
mariuszmie on
So he wants everyone in Florida to have same level of sex Ed as he does – 0
MiningTurtle95 on
They’re only doing this so kids don’t know if they’re being abused so then they don’t report.
Wagonlance on
An authoritarian *and* a drooling idiot. Who votes for cancerous anal warts like this guy? 
Dawgfromdawest on
Republicans are just getting weirder and weirder
someoneelse2389 on
I’m guessing that’s the point.
The more restrictions these idiots put on the things they can’t actually ban yet, the less effective they are (e.g. if they can’t ban sex ed, banning the 30 most necessary words for accurately conducting a useful sex ed class will have the same effect)
DifferentCod7 on
Weird because there’s a picture of a dick right on the article.
started_from_the_top on
You guys are assuming the worst of Ron here; all he wants is a quality sex-ed mime show to be enacted by educators. And that’s more than reasonable. Make America Mime Again 🇺🇸
EddySea on
Surely doing this will win God’s favor and prevent the next hurricane.
IndependentOwn1184 on
There’s Ron trying to be relevant proving he knows nothing about sex!
mercutio48 on
“Okay kids, when a man loves a woman very much and only after they have been blessed by Jesus in Holy Matrimony, the man puts his hoo-hoo in the woman’s ha-ha, and that’s how babies are made. No questions please.”
FranzNerdingham on
“The boy-yoi-yoing goes into the hoo-ha and produces skirt-skirt!”
Allip84 on
The dumber people are the more controllable they become.
readit-somewhere on
So effectively no sex ed. Yay, rape, teen pregnancy and spread of std’s!
Elginpelican on
Why is Florida so ass backwards?
silverbatwing on
He needs to be fed to gators
AnnOnnamis on
Do you use the non-anatomical words like wee willy, hoo hah’s and no-no’s?
Agent865 on
How the hell had this man not been kicked out of office.
mildlysceptical22 on
Is this guy a direct descendant of the Puritans? You know, the people who had to leave England because they were so weird? Gawdamighty..
Hargelbargel on
Well Billy, when two Transformers fall in love…
HeiHei96 on
“So you take your doo-hickey and put it in her whatchamacallit. Your doo Hickey will explode and the ickyness will find its way to round things to make a whoseamawhatchit. After it’s cooked, the whoseamawhatchit slides out of her whatchamcallit and ta-da!!! The magic of how we’re are made is no longer a mystery.
Irrelevance351 on
I am very concerned with the “exclude consent” part of this curriculum.
arobe11 on
King weirdo himself. Come on Florida, do something about this guy once and for all. Get him out.
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Poorly.
Keep’em dumb and reproducing is the Republican party’s favorite strategy.
Does it become asexual ed or what?
I’d love to see some teacher come up with an extremely creative way to teach sex education within the parameters of this insanely stupid requirement.
“exclude consent”
There’s the key takeaway there we all missed. He doesn’t like being told no.
So he wants everyone in Florida to have same level of sex Ed as he does – 0
They’re only doing this so kids don’t know if they’re being abused so then they don’t report.
An authoritarian *and* a drooling idiot. Who votes for cancerous anal warts like this guy? 
Republicans are just getting weirder and weirder
I’m guessing that’s the point.
The more restrictions these idiots put on the things they can’t actually ban yet, the less effective they are (e.g. if they can’t ban sex ed, banning the 30 most necessary words for accurately conducting a useful sex ed class will have the same effect)
Weird because there’s a picture of a dick right on the article.
You guys are assuming the worst of Ron here; all he wants is a quality sex-ed mime show to be enacted by educators. And that’s more than reasonable. Make America Mime Again 🇺🇸
Surely doing this will win God’s favor and prevent the next hurricane.
There’s Ron trying to be relevant proving he knows nothing about sex!
“Okay kids, when a man loves a woman very much and only after they have been blessed by Jesus in Holy Matrimony, the man puts his hoo-hoo in the woman’s ha-ha, and that’s how babies are made. No questions please.”
“The boy-yoi-yoing goes into the hoo-ha and produces skirt-skirt!”
The dumber people are the more controllable they become.
So effectively no sex ed. Yay, rape, teen pregnancy and spread of std’s!
Why is Florida so ass backwards?
He needs to be fed to gators
Do you use the non-anatomical words like wee willy, hoo hah’s and no-no’s?
How the hell had this man not been kicked out of office.
Is this guy a direct descendant of the Puritans? You know, the people who had to leave England because they were so weird? Gawdamighty..
Well Billy, when two Transformers fall in love…
“So you take your doo-hickey and put it in her whatchamacallit. Your doo Hickey will explode and the ickyness will find its way to round things to make a whoseamawhatchit. After it’s cooked, the whoseamawhatchit slides out of her whatchamcallit and ta-da!!! The magic of how we’re are made is no longer a mystery.
I am very concerned with the “exclude consent” part of this curriculum.
King weirdo himself. Come on Florida, do something about this guy once and for all. Get him out.
Florida man promotes rape and childhood pregnancy
This is almost the dumbest I’ve ever heard.