no votes, no presidency. and killing all americans would simply mean no votes
TinyToadEnthusiast on
Yeah there was absolutely no reason for a middle schooler to be selling my people fentanyl laced Xanax at my high school.
Own-Cupcake7586 on
Somehow people see more drug seizures and more detained people at the border as an increase in the problem, instead of an increase of the solution. Seizing drugs means they’re not getting through. Geniuses.
DJteejay04 on
Why “fiscal year”? Is fentanyl a budget line item?
Invisible-Pancreas on
_(insert survivorship bias plane diagram here)_
Abject-Relief7883 on
Never mind this dumb b voted against the border Bill.
Ok-Caterpillar-2898 on
Derp.
Kobayashi_Maru186 on
LMAO. Do these people even hear themselves? Asshats.
Norsedragoon on
Biden and Kamala are no where to be found, this the alphabet boys don’t have politicians in their way stopping them from doing their jobs for once. Now if only we could get the rest of the politicians to disappear.
ResponsibleBank1387 on
So the border is open? So how did these seizures come about?
infowosecfurry on
Hahahaha.
Zesty_Enterprise_69 on
Lol these idiots never cease to amaze
BSODxerox on
Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley Is a fucking clown. All I can hope for from this period of time is the death of whatever the GOP has become. It’s not impossible to get back to the ways of governable decorum but we as a people have to remove these ignorant hateful tumors first.
Accomplished_Emu_658 on
Apparently they need to go into other countries and prevent it from getting to the borders in first place.
Ok_Breakfast5425 on
No mention of the border bill the GOP shot down because daddy don told the he didn’t want Biden to get credit for it
Ardibanan on
Logic
Chance-Ear-9772 on
Isn’t that Nikki Haley? What’s the point of blurring out the name of a very public political figure? It’s not like she doesn’t puts herself out in the news and makes speeches n stuff.
Individual_West3997 on
also crazy when you realize that most of it was seized from american citizens crossing at legal points of entry.
Piglet-Witty on
Sounds like a drunk posting.
Available-Elevator69 on
Sorry Mam. They must of stepped away from the Border to run the country. I’m sure they will be back in an hour or two to check in.
Epicporkchop79-7 on
Hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, if you go around screaming that the borders are open on every media outlet you can, it might just cause more people to try to cross that border.
The rhetoric about catching more people is weird. They caught more, which means they are doing more.
Sinister_Plots on
The enemy is both strong and weak.
Mcboatface3sghost on
I can’t tell if she’s pandering to the maga base and knows they are morons, or she’s a moron, or, a combination of both… Her endorsement of Trump after attempting to primary him, the soulless shit she said, then said other soulless shit completely opposite of the first soulless shit is fucking wild. “Oh, that’s just retail politics!”. Fuck that, you have zero morals, gtfo.
What the fuck up with South Carolina? Two gay dudes, pretending they aren’t gay dudes, an ex governor that disappears and hikes the Appalachian trail, which is apparently in fucking Brazil, and “Nikki” who will say exactly the opposite what she said 2 sentences prior.
EmperorGrinnar on
Nikki Haley is just a typical modern Republican.
ZhangtheGreat on
r/clevercomebacks
purplegladys2022 on
Every time they bitch and moan about one record setting seizure after another, all I can think is that they’re really mad about all the drugs their constituency is being deprived of.
LACnote420 on
Hey OP it was my turn to repost this 3 hours after the last time this was posted.
Merijeek2 on
Remember, kids, Nimrata is the SMART spineless one.
zerthwind on
Magas lost the definition of seized.
Also, the bulk of this seized drug contraband is at the port of entry.
schprunt on
Apparently they’re now supposed to be stopping the production of fentanyl in other countries.
FanDry5374 on
Ah, but you don’t *understand,* the Border Patrol works for trump. Or possibly Governor Abbott. So it isn’t the Biden administration that has stopped all these drugs. 
Earthling1a on
Republicans are profoundly stupid. They can make inanimate objects look like geniuses.
Republicans **HATE** America.
Republicans want to **DESTROY** America.
Vote blue, no matter who. Vote like your life depends on it.
It very likely does.
Jazzlike_Economist_2 on
Was she expecting Biden and Harris to be working the border?
ChaosOfOrder24 on
She chugging stupid juice.
EatsOverTheSink on
If Harris really loved America she’d do her duty as border czar and lead a small special forces team to infiltrate Mexico and assassinate everybody in the fentanyl supply chain to keep Americans safe. Trump would’ve done this himself, bone spurs be damned, but he’s too busy with all of the lawsuits thrown at him by the liberal agenda.
Moleday1023 on
So our border security has improved under Biden and Harris. This increase was the ineffectiveness of Trumps policies. So when Trump was in charge, despite all his bluster, the border was a sieve.
State_Conscious on
Anything good that The govt does is acted out by their conservative heroes. Anything that annoys them is acted out by Democrat politicians….. they literally see no connection between positivity and a liberal gov’t official
Comfortable_Swim_380 on
Have I heard? I did read about it not to long ago. Now that you mentioned it.
LeeroyJNCOs on
Hey, Nimarata Nikki Randhawa, too bad you weren’t raised democrat, you wouldn’t have had to chance your name in order to get elected by your peers.
Daflehrer1 on
Looks to me like Customs & Border are doing a great job.
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no votes, no presidency. and killing all americans would simply mean no votes
Yeah there was absolutely no reason for a middle schooler to be selling my people fentanyl laced Xanax at my high school.
Somehow people see more drug seizures and more detained people at the border as an increase in the problem, instead of an increase of the solution. Seizing drugs means they’re not getting through. Geniuses.
Why “fiscal year”? Is fentanyl a budget line item?
_(insert survivorship bias plane diagram here)_
Never mind this dumb b voted against the border Bill.
Derp.
LMAO. Do these people even hear themselves? Asshats.
Biden and Kamala are no where to be found, this the alphabet boys don’t have politicians in their way stopping them from doing their jobs for once. Now if only we could get the rest of the politicians to disappear.
So the border is open? So how did these seizures come about?
Hahahaha.
Lol these idiots never cease to amaze
Nimarata Nikki Randhawa Haley Is a fucking clown. All I can hope for from this period of time is the death of whatever the GOP has become. It’s not impossible to get back to the ways of governable decorum but we as a people have to remove these ignorant hateful tumors first.
Apparently they need to go into other countries and prevent it from getting to the borders in first place.
No mention of the border bill the GOP shot down because daddy don told the he didn’t want Biden to get credit for it
Logic
Isn’t that Nikki Haley? What’s the point of blurring out the name of a very public political figure? It’s not like she doesn’t puts herself out in the news and makes speeches n stuff.
also crazy when you realize that most of it was seized from american citizens crossing at legal points of entry.
Sounds like a drunk posting.
Sorry Mam. They must of stepped away from the Border to run the country. I’m sure they will be back in an hour or two to check in.
Hear me out. Maybe, just maybe, if you go around screaming that the borders are open on every media outlet you can, it might just cause more people to try to cross that border.
The rhetoric about catching more people is weird. They caught more, which means they are doing more.
The enemy is both strong and weak.
I can’t tell if she’s pandering to the maga base and knows they are morons, or she’s a moron, or, a combination of both… Her endorsement of Trump after attempting to primary him, the soulless shit she said, then said other soulless shit completely opposite of the first soulless shit is fucking wild. “Oh, that’s just retail politics!”. Fuck that, you have zero morals, gtfo.
What the fuck up with South Carolina? Two gay dudes, pretending they aren’t gay dudes, an ex governor that disappears and hikes the Appalachian trail, which is apparently in fucking Brazil, and “Nikki” who will say exactly the opposite what she said 2 sentences prior.
Nikki Haley is just a typical modern Republican.
r/clevercomebacks
Every time they bitch and moan about one record setting seizure after another, all I can think is that they’re really mad about all the drugs their constituency is being deprived of.
Hey OP it was my turn to repost this 3 hours after the last time this was posted.
Remember, kids, Nimrata is the SMART spineless one.
Magas lost the definition of seized.
Also, the bulk of this seized drug contraband is at the port of entry.
Apparently they’re now supposed to be stopping the production of fentanyl in other countries.
Ah, but you don’t *understand,* the Border Patrol works for trump. Or possibly Governor Abbott. So it isn’t the Biden administration that has stopped all these drugs. 
Republicans are profoundly stupid. They can make inanimate objects look like geniuses.
Republicans **HATE** America.
Republicans want to **DESTROY** America.
Vote blue, no matter who. Vote like your life depends on it.
It very likely does.
Was she expecting Biden and Harris to be working the border?
She chugging stupid juice.
If Harris really loved America she’d do her duty as border czar and lead a small special forces team to infiltrate Mexico and assassinate everybody in the fentanyl supply chain to keep Americans safe. Trump would’ve done this himself, bone spurs be damned, but he’s too busy with all of the lawsuits thrown at him by the liberal agenda.
So our border security has improved under Biden and Harris. This increase was the ineffectiveness of Trumps policies. So when Trump was in charge, despite all his bluster, the border was a sieve.
Anything good that The govt does is acted out by their conservative heroes. Anything that annoys them is acted out by Democrat politicians….. they literally see no connection between positivity and a liberal gov’t official
Have I heard? I did read about it not to long ago. Now that you mentioned it.
Hey, Nimarata Nikki Randhawa, too bad you weren’t raised democrat, you wouldn’t have had to chance your name in order to get elected by your peers.
Looks to me like Customs & Border are doing a great job.