Look at the smiles lol, one reaches the eyes the other doesn’t. Just dead and bland inside like the bird she cooked
AukwardOtter on
Bad built butch blonde birdmeat
Alarmed-Ad7933 on
MTG is a Nazi and all. But let’s not disparage rosemary and lemon zest.
grants_like_horace on
That turkey looks like a fentanyl addict. How that bird look undercooked AND dry at the same time?
Helnmlo on
This is the difference between eating chicken and eating the chicken’s prehistoric ancestor
No_Higgins on
Ol sporkfoot.
Reasonable-Hyena5863 on
Bruh Kamala is black/indian, I know my spices and seasonings are right with her. Meanwhile Marjorie looks like a cavewoman.
InspectorPipes on
Empty G has prepared a turkey that is both under cooked and probably dry as hell. That’s takes practice.
Stinkfinger83 on
A bird that white in the South, you know it drops hard R’s
Mesmorino on
That chicken is so undercooked it’s damn near alive and about to lay an egg
Poop__y on
That poor turkey had to die just for MTG to not season it whatsoever? Infuriating.
TeamocilAddict on
As rubbery as MTG’s face.
ProfileEdit2000 on
The tinfoil hat strikes again
s_arrow24 on
The little of Indian food I’ve had tells me to go to Kamala’s house because no one is letting me in the kitchen to mess up the seasoning.
7-and-a-switchblade on
Ramo2653 on
I can see where MTG messed up with the turkey: she covered it to try to keep the breast from cooking too fast but it didn’t work and probably covered the whole thing so it’s a steamed turkey.
Also, that kitchen looks too sterile like no one ever cooks in there unless it’s a big holiday so I can’t trust it.
Also who knocking rosemary and lemon zest to season poultry! Thats fire.
helel_8 on
I don’t trust cooks that don’t wear their hair up when cooking 😬
OneMeterWonder on
Jesus. Browning is flavor, people. My ancestors weep for the soul of that poor turkey on the right.
Unless she isn’t done cooking in that photo, that baby needs to go back in and get basted (Trigger warning for republicans. I know you all need safe spaces.) *liberally* every 10-15 minutes.
KiefKommando on
Foil was absolutely left on for the whole cook time on that bird on the right, not trussed, no stuffing from what I’m seeing, and if it was foiled the whole time I’m going to assume it wasn’t basted properly either, 2/10 for that bird.
Bird on the left looks like it slaps, I’m definitely risking a telling off for sneaking some of that skin while it rests, 9/10 for that bird.
Competitive_Swan_130 on
Why is she more cooked than the bird? And it looks like she cooked it frozen without thawing it (should have got a fresh one sis,, you kiss the 1% ass so much you could at least act like them) Also I guarantee you they had two sides with this holiday meal. and both came straight out the can (not Glory greens either) I only say this because I ;earned a while back that there is a certain genre of our yt bros and sis who have one meat and one to two sides for thanksgiving. I always assumed every family did thanksgiving with every meat, every veg, every starch, every desert and every drink like us but it aint like that out in them streets
FartSniffer777 on
That turkey was dipped in battery acid
Spiteful_sprite12 on
MTG and that bird is offensive to all the white women out there (myself included) who actually give a huge damn about our thanksgiving bird being full of flavor and how to properly cook it!
Kamala knows how to cook with love and it shows in the photo. I’m going to her house simply for the family and warmth. The food was second
Competitive_Swan_130 on
she also gives me Ron Pearlman in Beauty and the Beast tv show teas. no shade bcuz that show was good, but sis…
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Hey Marge you will lose the taste test real bad.
Cuz you got no taste in every way.
Looks like dinosaur meat. She should be impeached from congress for even thinking this was acceptable.
https://preview.redd.it/yzgs6wo4ykqd1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93aa26141987689dd24267939e2789c77f73b2c0
Whose
Sporkfoot.
Lemon zest and rosemary are good in this space.Â
Not knowing how to oven is the problem here.
Look at the smiles lol, one reaches the eyes the other doesn’t. Just dead and bland inside like the bird she cooked
Bad built butch blonde birdmeat
MTG is a Nazi and all. But let’s not disparage rosemary and lemon zest.
That turkey looks like a fentanyl addict. How that bird look undercooked AND dry at the same time?
This is the difference between eating chicken and eating the chicken’s prehistoric ancestor
Ol sporkfoot.
Bruh Kamala is black/indian, I know my spices and seasonings are right with her. Meanwhile Marjorie looks like a cavewoman.
Empty G has prepared a turkey that is both under cooked and probably dry as hell. That’s takes practice.
A bird that white in the South, you know it drops hard R’s
That chicken is so undercooked it’s damn near alive and about to lay an egg
That poor turkey had to die just for MTG to not season it whatsoever? Infuriating.
As rubbery as MTG’s face.
The tinfoil hat strikes again
The little of Indian food I’ve had tells me to go to Kamala’s house because no one is letting me in the kitchen to mess up the seasoning.
I can see where MTG messed up with the turkey: she covered it to try to keep the breast from cooking too fast but it didn’t work and probably covered the whole thing so it’s a steamed turkey.
Also, that kitchen looks too sterile like no one ever cooks in there unless it’s a big holiday so I can’t trust it.
Also who knocking rosemary and lemon zest to season poultry! Thats fire.
I don’t trust cooks that don’t wear their hair up when cooking 😬
Jesus. Browning is flavor, people. My ancestors weep for the soul of that poor turkey on the right.
Unless she isn’t done cooking in that photo, that baby needs to go back in and get basted (Trigger warning for republicans. I know you all need safe spaces.) *liberally* every 10-15 minutes.
Foil was absolutely left on for the whole cook time on that bird on the right, not trussed, no stuffing from what I’m seeing, and if it was foiled the whole time I’m going to assume it wasn’t basted properly either, 2/10 for that bird.
Bird on the left looks like it slaps, I’m definitely risking a telling off for sneaking some of that skin while it rests, 9/10 for that bird.
Why is she more cooked than the bird? And it looks like she cooked it frozen without thawing it (should have got a fresh one sis,, you kiss the 1% ass so much you could at least act like them) Also I guarantee you they had two sides with this holiday meal. and both came straight out the can (not Glory greens either) I only say this because I ;earned a while back that there is a certain genre of our yt bros and sis who have one meat and one to two sides for thanksgiving. I always assumed every family did thanksgiving with every meat, every veg, every starch, every desert and every drink like us but it aint like that out in them streets
That turkey was dipped in battery acid
MTG and that bird is offensive to all the white women out there (myself included) who actually give a huge damn about our thanksgiving bird being full of flavor and how to properly cook it!
Kamala knows how to cook with love and it shows in the photo. I’m going to her house simply for the family and warmth. The food was second
she also gives me Ron Pearlman in Beauty and the Beast tv show teas. no shade bcuz that show was good, but sis…
https://preview.redd.it/lcbk0xmp1lqd1.jpeg?width=390&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e99a9d929ad231bf5b5e7f20e29dc6db36f26070
I can’t imagine a worse hell than Thanksgiving at Margie’s
Anyone really expect Racist Marge to serve a BROWN turkey?
https://i.redd.it/sqai2r482lqd1.gif
SPORKFOOT
And you know it’s probably a fancy, expensive heritage turkey too. Gone totally to waste
Even with birds, she prefers them white.
How does MTG’s turkey look both raw and dried to hell at the same time?
Chicken on the right probably taste like the Sahara and high blood pressure pills.
That turkey on the right looks like she microwaved it
I am not electing a cook, I’m electing a politician.
Imagine having so little going for you politically that you have to compare cooking.
I trust a woman who knows how to cook to run the country.
Ok sir