On my way to give Abraham Lincoln a pack of Oreos or whatever

    by Some_dumb_mexican

    18 Comments

    1. Quero_Nao_OBRIGADO on

      Good chance any recent food would give him massive diarrhea and kill him. It would be funny

    2. Aldensnumber123 on

      I would get some book of scamatics showing how planes work and stuff like that and give it to some university

    3. greyjedimaster77 on

      Legend has it that Julius Caesar went on to invent his namesake salad and founded Orange Julius on the same day

    4. I’m gonna drop off bricks of cocaine around the world between the birth of Ur and like 300 years ago

    5. BlackMarketCheese on

      The fact that it’s being handed downward leads me to believe he’s already been stabbed, and this is a consolation.

    6. I’m gonna dress up in a Hulk Hogan outfit, give Napoleon a Tamagotchi and say nothing but “Brother” then leave.

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