Ya, the most important thing about being a side piece for a powerful man is that you’re discreet about being a side piece for a powerful man. You don’t fucking blab about it. It’s basically the number one rule for the job.
Torino1O on
She has repeatedly stated that her life is over, she needs to be hospitalized.
everythingbeeps on
What is that, half a Scaramucci?
If she wants to tell the story before the election, that would be nice. Doesn’t help us much after.
AlDHydeAndTheKetones on
She’s got all the hallmarks of BPD. People like that do not take being dumped well. And Trump had her in his inner sanctum for a week! Given how hard she railed against MTG, I cannot wait for her to dump what she knows about Trump in public.
Hellraiser1123 on
Unfortunately, it would *have* to be a picture book, or it wouldn’t sell. MAGAs ain’t doing all that reading.
Skate_faced on
From blowin’ off to getting blown off, the trump campaign.
Think_Entertainer658 on
Maybe a Pop-up coffee table book with scratch and sniff capabilities
SarcasticlySpeaking on
A Loomer (maybe Loomie?) is now a measurement equal to 70% of a Scaramucci.
Alternative_Gate478 on
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Reasonable-Bath-4963 on
Apparently he absolutely reeks. She’s giving him a blumpkin while he fills his diaper with what started as a hamberder from McDonald’s
ElfLordSpoon on
She’s going to be Epstiened.
2028W3 on
I’m not looking forward to the chapter about “the smell.”
Barbarella_ella on
She didn’t even last one Scaramucci
character-name on
Think about it. She sucked trumps dick. Right up in there next to his shitty diaper, which she had to undo, smegma so thick its like pith. For power she’ll never get. Loomer wanted to be the Dictators Wife. Instead she got stale cum and a pat on the head.
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Not even a whole Mooch.
Ya, the most important thing about being a side piece for a powerful man is that you’re discreet about being a side piece for a powerful man. You don’t fucking blab about it. It’s basically the number one rule for the job.
She has repeatedly stated that her life is over, she needs to be hospitalized.
What is that, half a Scaramucci?
If she wants to tell the story before the election, that would be nice. Doesn’t help us much after.
She’s got all the hallmarks of BPD. People like that do not take being dumped well. And Trump had her in his inner sanctum for a week! Given how hard she railed against MTG, I cannot wait for her to dump what she knows about Trump in public.
Unfortunately, it would *have* to be a picture book, or it wouldn’t sell. MAGAs ain’t doing all that reading.
From blowin’ off to getting blown off, the trump campaign.
Maybe a Pop-up coffee table book with scratch and sniff capabilities
A Loomer (maybe Loomie?) is now a measurement equal to 70% of a Scaramucci.
☠️
Apparently he absolutely reeks. She’s giving him a blumpkin while he fills his diaper with what started as a hamberder from McDonald’s
She’s going to be Epstiened.
I’m not looking forward to the chapter about “the smell.”
She didn’t even last one Scaramucci
Think about it. She sucked trumps dick. Right up in there next to his shitty diaper, which she had to undo, smegma so thick its like pith. For power she’ll never get. Loomer wanted to be the Dictators Wife. Instead she got stale cum and a pat on the head.