Y’all have your own toothpastes? Does one of you need prescription toothpaste or something? Or are you just scared of the toothpaste cooties? Why not just clean the top of hers with your brush?
nimajnebmai on
SnooWalruses9173 on
I see why you have separate toothpastes
bjohn15151515 on
Wow! She’s got quite “the grip”.
chaosunleashed on
Jesus H Christ…
JaredCircusbear on
My god man you gotta mark that NSFW 🤢
xLeeJones on
If she leaves her toothpaste like that, I wonder how her….
….nah, nevermind.
crobbbbbbb on
I’m petty. This would be a deal-breaker
krt941 on
OP you shouldn’t marry children.
concious_Cappucino on
Good luck getting a hygenic Mouth work from your Wife dude
Reasonable-Sun-6511 on
Yo what the fuck, that’s nasty.
I hope she does the same thing to you my dude.
AlisonChained on
Yeah. I wouldn’t share either.
-FemboiCarti- on
Your wife is freaky asf
Neethis on
Does she like squeeze it out in the cap and then just scoop it off with the brush or something?
finn4life on
I started writing a reply but only thing I can say about this is “why?”
mutanthands on
r/mildlyinfuriating
Travelgrrl on
Yours has a different type of cap, no? The swing over caps seem harder to keep tidy, though hers is a wee bit extreme.
duhvorced on
LEEEROY JEEEENKINS!
InhLaba on
You married an animal
CosmoCosmos on
That’s not mildly interesting. That is extremely disturbing.
RuleShot2259 on
Two type of people in this world, people that keep their toothpaste tube like it is on the left, and monsters
Such_Set2810 on
straight to jail
Buff-Extremist on
Barbaric.
BigRich1888 on
What a monster!
limitbreakse on
Look, I love women. They are pretty and smell nice and caring.
But living with one is an absolute tragedy. They do this to your toothpaste, use up all the toilet paper, leave hills of clothes all over the place and spend their free time laying in bed or on the couch.
Then god forbid you want to play a video game.
stevenalbright on
Man, the worst nightmare I have is to madly fall in love with a woman who’s bitten by a radioactive racoon and trashes the house we live in.
EaterOfFood on
Sloppy
Recentstranger on
No response from OP his wife probably got him in a deathgrip
sbb214 on
I’d make her move out
farrtrek on
Your wife is a monster
magpye1983 on
She does know it’s possible to open the lid without squeezing the tube until the toothpaste forced it to pop open, right?
Sad_Jump_1375 on
you’re not the only one my friend. it seems to be a woman thing. no offence just facts from experience.
YBMExile on
I am a monster like this, and my husband barely tolerates me. My solution: silicone toothpaste cap. We still have separate toothpaste, but this keeps the monster at bay.
FlattenInnerTube on
I can relate. There are times I’m certain that my wife was raised by raccoons.
jailer_with_no_keys on
Shouldn’t it be the opposite ?
elthepenguin on
But… how?
Quarks01 on
i just don’t understand how people live like that…
Denmoe2024 on
This is the exact reason we have separate toothpaste tubes also. We should start a support group. We can call it “Living With A Raccoon”.
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Need a lawyer?
I have so many questions…
Y’all have your own toothpastes? Does one of you need prescription toothpaste or something? Or are you just scared of the toothpaste cooties? Why not just clean the top of hers with your brush?
I see why you have separate toothpastes
Wow! She’s got quite “the grip”.
Jesus H Christ…
My god man you gotta mark that NSFW 🤢
If she leaves her toothpaste like that, I wonder how her….
….nah, nevermind.
I’m petty. This would be a deal-breaker
OP you shouldn’t marry children.
Good luck getting a hygenic Mouth work from your Wife dude
Yo what the fuck, that’s nasty.
I hope she does the same thing to you my dude.
Yeah. I wouldn’t share either.
Your wife is freaky asf
Does she like squeeze it out in the cap and then just scoop it off with the brush or something?
I started writing a reply but only thing I can say about this is “why?”
r/mildlyinfuriating
Yours has a different type of cap, no? The swing over caps seem harder to keep tidy, though hers is a wee bit extreme.
LEEEROY JEEEENKINS!
You married an animal
That’s not mildly interesting. That is extremely disturbing.
Two type of people in this world, people that keep their toothpaste tube like it is on the left, and monsters
straight to jail
Barbaric.
What a monster!
Look, I love women. They are pretty and smell nice and caring.
But living with one is an absolute tragedy. They do this to your toothpaste, use up all the toilet paper, leave hills of clothes all over the place and spend their free time laying in bed or on the couch.
Then god forbid you want to play a video game.
Man, the worst nightmare I have is to madly fall in love with a woman who’s bitten by a radioactive racoon and trashes the house we live in.
Sloppy
No response from OP his wife probably got him in a deathgrip
I’d make her move out
Your wife is a monster
She does know it’s possible to open the lid without squeezing the tube until the toothpaste forced it to pop open, right?
you’re not the only one my friend. it seems to be a woman thing. no offence just facts from experience.
I am a monster like this, and my husband barely tolerates me. My solution: silicone toothpaste cap. We still have separate toothpaste, but this keeps the monster at bay.
I can relate. There are times I’m certain that my wife was raised by raccoons.
Shouldn’t it be the opposite ?
But… how?
i just don’t understand how people live like that…
This is the exact reason we have separate toothpaste tubes also. We should start a support group. We can call it “Living With A Raccoon”.
I hate to say it but your wife is a monster!
How and why? . We need a sit down