This man is being threatened by a full-grown lion, and all he wants is to make his coffee!
Okay, I’m impressed!
anonymousesoldier on
Bros here to say hello to his neighbour.
iwishiwasonlykidding on
Mufasa!!! No.
NoSleep4Money on
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
Sure-Butterscotch-88 on
Looking for a heart, a human heart
Oberon-Fairy-King on
Lion wakes up and started staring at the breakfast through the window
Jaydamic on
What’s the opposite of pspspspsps?
yamimementomori on
“I know what you did.”
dm_your_nevernudes on
I was just at the zoo, and videos do not do justice to the sheer size of these cats. Intellectual, I understand they’re big, you can tell by the scale of things in the video, but I was not prepared for how damn big that is in real life.
Lions are scary big motherfuckers.
Researchem on
Even if it meant never having coffee for the rest of my life. Nope.
surelystarving on
Is there an equivalent bear spray for lions 🤣
theonewhopostsposts on
The window
Apprehensive-Jury437 on
Time for a little staycation.
bookworthy on
Maybe curtains so kitty can’t see in.
Dense_Ad6769 on
Its Aslan, he wants you to save Narnia
FlorDeChapopote on
I don’t think a bit of chicken wire can keep that lion out.
NickVanDoom on
the wall looks paper-thin
Winter-Tomorrow7234 on
Next April Fools idea – print an image of lion looking at the camera. Stick that to the bathroom window, or the window of a flatmate.
Orthodox-Neo on
It seems like it’s an everyday thing for him.
The lion is staring at him but bro’s like “a beautiful lion looking at me”. (Its roar is something else tho)
machuitzil on
It’s a tale as old as time really; I just want a quiet morning to make some tea, but if I don’t deal with this fucker he might eat someone in my group.
Living *in* the food chain is a laborious effort. Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
No_Significance_8291 on
My dad worked at a an animal sanctuary and had a good bond with their male lion , but one day when he was cleaning up on one of the dens , the male lion got right up to my dads face and roared as loud as he could , he said it knocked him on his ass and he said “ I was so pissed , I couldnt hear right for months “ …. I said that just would’ve scared me into a coma – but he had known the lion since he was a young cub rescue – but still . Damn .
uzu_afk on
Great laxative. Natural too.
-watchman- on
“Baby, there’s food in the kitchen!”
whippedcream69_ on
what if kitty is just warning him not to drink that coffee?
Practical_Fault_7351 on
The lion could easily pounce on the window, knock the grill and get through to the man.
buttface-Mchaggle on
Studies have played a lion’s roar on people who are asleep to measure brain activity
Our brains still shiver in fear even in sleep
Primitive instinct
fornefariouspurposes on
Turn about is fair play! If people can go watch lions as the lions go about their daily life, it’s only fair that lions get to come watch people live their lives.
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Pssspsss
This man is being threatened by a full-grown lion, and all he wants is to make his coffee!
Okay, I’m impressed!
Bros here to say hello to his neighbour.
Mufasa!!! No.
Here Kitty Kitty Kitty
Looking for a heart, a human heart
Lion wakes up and started staring at the breakfast through the window
What’s the opposite of pspspspsps?
“I know what you did.”
I was just at the zoo, and videos do not do justice to the sheer size of these cats. Intellectual, I understand they’re big, you can tell by the scale of things in the video, but I was not prepared for how damn big that is in real life.
Lions are scary big motherfuckers.
Even if it meant never having coffee for the rest of my life. Nope.
Is there an equivalent bear spray for lions 🤣
The window
Time for a little staycation.
Maybe curtains so kitty can’t see in.
Its Aslan, he wants you to save Narnia
I don’t think a bit of chicken wire can keep that lion out.
the wall looks paper-thin
Next April Fools idea – print an image of lion looking at the camera. Stick that to the bathroom window, or the window of a flatmate.
It seems like it’s an everyday thing for him.
The lion is staring at him but bro’s like “a beautiful lion looking at me”. (Its roar is something else tho)
It’s a tale as old as time really; I just want a quiet morning to make some tea, but if I don’t deal with this fucker he might eat someone in my group.
Living *in* the food chain is a laborious effort. Gotta keep your head on a swivel.
My dad worked at a an animal sanctuary and had a good bond with their male lion , but one day when he was cleaning up on one of the dens , the male lion got right up to my dads face and roared as loud as he could , he said it knocked him on his ass and he said “ I was so pissed , I couldnt hear right for months “ …. I said that just would’ve scared me into a coma – but he had known the lion since he was a young cub rescue – but still . Damn .
Great laxative. Natural too.
“Baby, there’s food in the kitchen!”
what if kitty is just warning him not to drink that coffee?
The lion could easily pounce on the window, knock the grill and get through to the man.
Studies have played a lion’s roar on people who are asleep to measure brain activity
Our brains still shiver in fear even in sleep
Primitive instinct
Turn about is fair play! If people can go watch lions as the lions go about their daily life, it’s only fair that lions get to come watch people live their lives.