Dumpkin spice!?

    by mojo-jojoz

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    1. Educational-Coast771 on

      Butt munchers will be asking for the Avocado Toast flavor once they get a taste of this. 🍑

    2. TheGIGAcapitalist on

      I was going to make fun of the “plant sourced fibres” thing by asking if their competition was made of [shredded chicks](https://animalsaustralia.org/our-work/factory-farming/reality-egg-production-chick-shredding/) or something but I figured more likely it was plastic that competition could be made of and that seems to be the case:

      [https://aquawipes.co.uk/the-truth-about-plastic-in-regular-baby-wipes-and-how-to-avoid-them/](https://aquawipes.co.uk/the-truth-about-plastic-in-regular-baby-wipes-and-how-to-avoid-them/)

      I wouldn’t have guessed wipes would be a source of microplastics…

    3. “Dude Wipes – Because touching your ass with one of those fruity ‘Wet Wipes’ is gay!”

    4. “Let everyone know the season with these fall scented wipes! Let your prolapse FALL out when it falls out 🥰”

    5. I’m a bit more concerned with dudes needing their wipes to be masculine lol. Like what’s wrong with just regular wipes? I’ll even use baby wipes lol wipes are wipes why do you need them to be “dude wipes”? Is your masculinity that fragile that you spend what probably costs more than the generic brand on wipes that make you feel like a big tough man?

    6. About 10 years ago, I met the guy with this product idea, thought it was absolutely stupid.

      Glad he finally thought of a good smelling product.

    7. I remember when I only heard about Dude Wipes from Tiktok videos. Now, they seem to have gone mainstream, and as an aside, what man is going to want to use this on their butts?

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