These are the benefits of being the only powerful country on the continent
Poultrymancer on
Maybe stop starting World Wars on your continent and making us come end them then, jackasses
strider_m3 on
Yes, we sure “enjoyed” having to send our youth to fight and die upon foreign lands for European squabbles
TrickiestToast on
Yeah that’s what happens when a war starts and finishes on your continent. We could just not join or supply materials and equipment before being dragged in next time if you want
koolaidman456 on
That’s because Europe starts world wars. America just finishes them 😎
Uxion on
Imagine being so ungrateful about dragging other people on your wars.
mcguvnah on
Skill issue
SweetExpression2745 on
Yeah that’s what happens when you hit the geographical lottery
Vulgar-vagabond on
Americans just enjoy War…
That’s why we start one every 20-30 yrs .. it’s a cultural thing.
413NeverForget on
Maybe if you guys fucking stopped queuing up for Team Death Match, it’d work out better.
Diligent-Property491 on
Poland after each world war would be just an empty field labeled ,,formerly the city X”
Diligent-Property491 on
Poland after each world war would be just an empty field labeled ,,formerly the city X”. /s
VoyagerKuranes on
That happens when you don’t start World Wars
thecountnotthesaint on
In our defense, we didn’t start shit. Yall did.
Sooners9727 on
No shit, we didn’t start those wars. We were dragged in both times, dipshit.
Vicodxn1 on
marshal plan + L + ratio. your continent only functions because we allow it. europoors stay mad
EliteCheddarCommando on
Have Europeans ever considered NOT starting world wars? D:
TheDustyB on
Yeah no shit, almost like it was a European war
Possible-Fee-5052 on
I mean, Pearl Harbor didn’t look so great.
Tuxyl on
It was the Europeans who started the wars so.
RudyKnots on
Nothing bad happened to Americans in the 1920s.
holyshitisdiarrhea on
Not for black people tho especially after WWI
jetvacjesse on
Location issue
SwainIsCadian on
War profiteering my boy! What good is a world war if you don’t finance each side?
TheCoolMan5 on
Europeans bitching and moaning about us not suffering from the wars they created
Zandrick on
Well the Europeans kept trying to destroy each other. So we had to come in and put a stop to it, and we were just glad when it was over.
Fit_Sherbet9656 on
Skill issue.
faramaobscena on
Next time let’s have it at your place!
Cosmicmonkeylizard on
America was a lot closer to siding with the Nazis than people think. I’m just grateful we didn’t because there’s a good chance this meme wouldn’t exist if we did.
You can thank the American military and the Jewish mob for not supporting the Nazi regime.
SovietGengar on
Nah, America after WWI wasn’t doing amazing. Sure by comparison it was doing a-okay, but in isolation…
There was an economic downturn, the aftershocks of spanish flu, a red scare, and a wave of violence against black Americans.
SemajLu_The_crusader on
that’s exactly the image that comes into my mind when I think of the great depression
Beast2344 on
Then don’t start them, dickhead.
GJohnJournalism on
Id be nice if Europeans would stop killing each other and dragging the rest of the world in with them. 😑
Azure-Chevalier0013 on
Well they started them 💀
IIIaustin on
Yeah the wars Europeans popped off in Europe for Europe reasons had a big effect in Europe.
The US didn’t even want to be involved but had to bail Europe out twice, and then become world hegemon so it wouldn’t happen again.
You are fucking welcome
ChaosKeeshond on
So many candidates for r/ShitAmericansSay out here
No_Safe_7908 on
Shit. I mean, this is on the Europeans for spiralling themselves into, not just ONE, but TWO World Wars!
Mythosaurus on
Countries that got their independence bc their colonial masters bled themselves dry: shame, shame…
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These are the benefits of being the only powerful country on the continent
Maybe stop starting World Wars on your continent and making us come end them then, jackasses
Yes, we sure “enjoyed” having to send our youth to fight and die upon foreign lands for European squabbles
Yeah that’s what happens when a war starts and finishes on your continent. We could just not join or supply materials and equipment before being dragged in next time if you want
That’s because Europe starts world wars. America just finishes them 😎
Imagine being so ungrateful about dragging other people on your wars.
Skill issue
Yeah that’s what happens when you hit the geographical lottery
Americans just enjoy War…
That’s why we start one every 20-30 yrs .. it’s a cultural thing.
Maybe if you guys fucking stopped queuing up for Team Death Match, it’d work out better.
Poland after each world war would be just an empty field labeled ,,formerly the city X”
Poland after each world war would be just an empty field labeled ,,formerly the city X”. /s
That happens when you don’t start World Wars
In our defense, we didn’t start shit. Yall did.
No shit, we didn’t start those wars. We were dragged in both times, dipshit.
marshal plan + L + ratio. your continent only functions because we allow it. europoors stay mad
Have Europeans ever considered NOT starting world wars? D:
Yeah no shit, almost like it was a European war
I mean, Pearl Harbor didn’t look so great.
It was the Europeans who started the wars so.
Nothing bad happened to Americans in the 1920s.
Not for black people tho especially after WWI
Location issue
War profiteering my boy! What good is a world war if you don’t finance each side?
Europeans bitching and moaning about us not suffering from the wars they created
Well the Europeans kept trying to destroy each other. So we had to come in and put a stop to it, and we were just glad when it was over.
Skill issue.
Next time let’s have it at your place!
America was a lot closer to siding with the Nazis than people think. I’m just grateful we didn’t because there’s a good chance this meme wouldn’t exist if we did.
You can thank the American military and the Jewish mob for not supporting the Nazi regime.
Nah, America after WWI wasn’t doing amazing. Sure by comparison it was doing a-okay, but in isolation…
There was an economic downturn, the aftershocks of spanish flu, a red scare, and a wave of violence against black Americans.
that’s exactly the image that comes into my mind when I think of the great depression
Then don’t start them, dickhead.
Id be nice if Europeans would stop killing each other and dragging the rest of the world in with them. 😑
Well they started them 💀
Yeah the wars Europeans popped off in Europe for Europe reasons had a big effect in Europe.
The US didn’t even want to be involved but had to bail Europe out twice, and then become world hegemon so it wouldn’t happen again.
You are fucking welcome
So many candidates for r/ShitAmericansSay out here
Shit. I mean, this is on the Europeans for spiralling themselves into, not just ONE, but TWO World Wars!
Countries that got their independence bc their colonial masters bled themselves dry: shame, shame…