Friend got this email from a car salesman

    by imnotryann

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    1. I do this when I do codding – except it’s TODO. if you have a full word, you can double click it and it’ll highlight the entire word. I assume – they forgot to replace Z for a type of car. My guess.

    2. The casual jocularity and easy going tone of the message really put me at ease, and made me want to purchase a car.

    3. I mean he is inviting you to drive one of the rarer common sports cars available for various reasons. Might be worth a half hour of hemming and hawing about them not being able to meet your ridiculously low offer. 

    4. SFWworkaccoun-T on

      If I am actually interested in the car and receive this email, I would definitely buy the car from him.

    5. Oddly enough, I was at a Nissan dealer last week and asked the salesman if they were selling the Zs pretty fast. He got real with me and said ” Hell no, we can’t move any of them and they just delivered 8 more on Tuesday for some reason”, so this email seems to track for Nissan based on minimal knowledge on my end.

    6. I grew up with door to door salesmen ringing my familys door bell atleast once a week – and I would often be the one to answer. 

      We would also get salesmen calling our home phone every day. We ended up buying a prerecorded device that states take us off your call list, and I wouod hit that 9 out of 10 times.

      I grew up being assaulted by salesmen

      #Fuck Off

      I am not buying anything based on a sales pitch – I only seek out and buy things after researching them on own. 

      Am I alone or are other people in my generation (40ish) fed up with all saled pitches?

    7. Two months, hell 6 weeks after I bought my slightly used (9000 miles) truck I started getting calls from the Salesman who wanted to move me into new truck. Couldn’t believe it, I remember saying to him; I just bought this, why would I wanna buy a brand new truck? Well it’s a great deal and we’re looking for low mile used trucks. I laughed and told him I wasn’t interested and basically hung up on him while he was still talking. He kept calling at least once a month for the next 3 months. Just couldn’t take no for an answer.

    8. Write back and tell him to tell the Z you will gladly come take the Z to your fabulous garage but the mean ol salesman won’t come off the ask.

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