Why is his watch the cheapest part of his outfit, fancy brand watches are crazy expensive
Odd-Article3271 on
I’ve worked selling rich people clothes. They LOOK like they’re those prices, but they’re all over 400 dollars at least
TheGreatMrHaad on
“Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.” I’m not saying it’s true but that’s what they mean.
NolanSyKinsley on
Bought brand new my boots cost 35$, my pants cost 13$, and my shirt cost 7$, oh and my iphone is a 7S which was given to me as a hand-me-down from my mother, why am I not rich yet?
CollynMalkin on
I think they meant to compare “rich” to “fuck you money.”
jurrasicwhorelord on
Why his dick 70 bucks?
sgcpaulo on
My dream is that someday people will understand what metaphors mean.
But alas, today is not that day.
Dull-Win3896 on
On another note, I swear Insta is nearly as bad as Twitter for racism and accounts like theese
stifledmind on
This is silly, but I do know so many people who extend themselves beyond their means for fashion. Even my stepdaughter who struggles to keep gas in her tank, walks around in sneakers that sometimes cost more than my entire wardrobe.
She has lived rent free for 7 years as an adult and has maybe $3-$4,000 in shoes in “equity” (beyond her car which we as a family paid 50% down for). She buys them as an investment, wears them to flex, then they depreciate in value and rinse and repeat.
It’s not just shoes. Her and her friends are invested in the “culture” and dress the part. She has friends crashing on peoples couches who will wear $400-$600+ outfits. To each their own, but they’re now in the back half of their 20s and running out of bridges.
EzraFlamestriker on
Who’s buying a pair of pants for 2.5k?
AngusMcTibbins on
So the rich guy doesn’t have a fucking cellphone?
wigzell78 on
Mark Zuckerberg wears plain tee shirts that cost $400 each. Steve Jobs plain black turtleneck cost $270…
DarkMassive1080 on
His dick is $70?
Skeeter_skonson on
Am I stupid or old , (im 38) so probably both. What’s in his pocket worth $2500
rzalexander on
No wonder he’s poor. The arrow pointing to his $650 sunglasses cost him $1200!!
N_o_o_B_p_L_a_Y_e_R on
“Poor people buy expensive stuff to look rich”
-Anonymous
Haysdb on
I definitely look rich then. As far as anyone knows I have only one shirt because they’re all the same color.
ArduennSchwartzman on
Poor people hate this one trick to become a billionaire instantly.
Appropriate_Jump_579 on
Lol this is not true at all. Rich people will spend more to appear normal.
You think Elmo (Elon) is spending $5 on a T?
Salty_Scar659 on
ah yes – rich business people who never wear expensive suits with 10-15k watches.
Busy_Mortgage4556 on
Who buys a pair of strides that cost $70?
jacuzzibruce on
I’m confused that the rich guy’s penis cost $70. Shouldn’t that be free? Is it wearing a fancier sweater than his torso?
FluffyBebe on
Yeah and don’t forget the 2000$ Rolex and the fact that those clothes (on the right obvs) look like those prices but because it’s “for cool people(tm)” the prices are quintupled.
Chances are the clothes on the left could have been bought by a discount or are used. Not everything that “looks cheap/polished” is worth what it looks like.
FuriNorm on
Apparently there are only two outfits for men: jacket with cargo pants, and Steve.
And why do only “poor” people have phones?
Potential-Diver-3409 on
Is this British? The periods in large numbers give it away. Glad poor blaming is global and not just Americans obsessed with avocado toast I guess
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Why is his watch the cheapest part of his outfit, fancy brand watches are crazy expensive
I’ve worked selling rich people clothes. They LOOK like they’re those prices, but they’re all over 400 dollars at least
“Rich men use most of their money to get richer. Poor men use most of their money to look richer.” I’m not saying it’s true but that’s what they mean.
Bought brand new my boots cost 35$, my pants cost 13$, and my shirt cost 7$, oh and my iphone is a 7S which was given to me as a hand-me-down from my mother, why am I not rich yet?
I think they meant to compare “rich” to “fuck you money.”
Why his dick 70 bucks?
My dream is that someday people will understand what metaphors mean.
But alas, today is not that day.
On another note, I swear Insta is nearly as bad as Twitter for racism and accounts like theese
This is silly, but I do know so many people who extend themselves beyond their means for fashion. Even my stepdaughter who struggles to keep gas in her tank, walks around in sneakers that sometimes cost more than my entire wardrobe.
She has lived rent free for 7 years as an adult and has maybe $3-$4,000 in shoes in “equity” (beyond her car which we as a family paid 50% down for). She buys them as an investment, wears them to flex, then they depreciate in value and rinse and repeat.
It’s not just shoes. Her and her friends are invested in the “culture” and dress the part. She has friends crashing on peoples couches who will wear $400-$600+ outfits. To each their own, but they’re now in the back half of their 20s and running out of bridges.
Who’s buying a pair of pants for 2.5k?
So the rich guy doesn’t have a fucking cellphone?
Mark Zuckerberg wears plain tee shirts that cost $400 each. Steve Jobs plain black turtleneck cost $270…
His dick is $70?
Am I stupid or old , (im 38) so probably both. What’s in his pocket worth $2500
No wonder he’s poor. The arrow pointing to his $650 sunglasses cost him $1200!!
“Poor people buy expensive stuff to look rich”
-Anonymous
I definitely look rich then. As far as anyone knows I have only one shirt because they’re all the same color.
Poor people hate this one trick to become a billionaire instantly.
Lol this is not true at all. Rich people will spend more to appear normal.
You think Elmo (Elon) is spending $5 on a T?
ah yes – rich business people who never wear expensive suits with 10-15k watches.
Who buys a pair of strides that cost $70?
I’m confused that the rich guy’s penis cost $70. Shouldn’t that be free? Is it wearing a fancier sweater than his torso?
Yeah and don’t forget the 2000$ Rolex and the fact that those clothes (on the right obvs) look like those prices but because it’s “for cool people(tm)” the prices are quintupled.
Chances are the clothes on the left could have been bought by a discount or are used. Not everything that “looks cheap/polished” is worth what it looks like.
Apparently there are only two outfits for men: jacket with cargo pants, and Steve.
And why do only “poor” people have phones?
Is this British? The periods in large numbers give it away. Glad poor blaming is global and not just Americans obsessed with avocado toast I guess