https://www.thoughtco.com/the-suicide-of-cato-the-younger-117942
> Cato the Younger (95–46 BCE in Latin, Cato Uticensis and also known as Marcus Porcius Cato) was a pivotal figure in Rome during the first century BCE… At midnight, he wakes and stabs himself in the stomach, but not enough to kill himself. Instead, he falls out of bed, knocking over an abacus. His son and the doctor rush in and the doctor begins to sew him up, but Cato pulls out the stitches and finally, finally dies.
juckrebel on
*You can not stitch my wounds, for I, Cato Sicarius, shall not fail at any task presented to me, even dying!*
FixFederal7887 on
Me when I fuckin die just to troll my doctor (the 10 hour operation was for nothing)
4 Comments
https://www.thoughtco.com/the-suicide-of-cato-the-younger-117942
> Cato the Younger (95–46 BCE in Latin, Cato Uticensis and also known as Marcus Porcius Cato) was a pivotal figure in Rome during the first century BCE… At midnight, he wakes and stabs himself in the stomach, but not enough to kill himself. Instead, he falls out of bed, knocking over an abacus. His son and the doctor rush in and the doctor begins to sew him up, but Cato pulls out the stitches and finally, finally dies.
*You can not stitch my wounds, for I, Cato Sicarius, shall not fail at any task presented to me, even dying!*
Me when I fuckin die just to troll my doctor (the 10 hour operation was for nothing)
Even suicide said “nah you’re alone in this”