Gee, I never thought Jesus would suffer male pattern baldness.
Jonny7421 on
Jesus silently judging you sucking on a tit. Just what I need for the house.
zglonx on
Vladimir Christ
Glum-Raspberry7295 on
Bald at such a young age, might be a member of the royal family in the UK. I know one is bald and the other isn’t, do the math.
Far-Contribution-805 on
Is mother Mary breast feeding Louis CK ?
Lurching on
Colin Robinson in the house.
redottsa on
baby jesus looking like he’s about to ask where all of the freakin’ gabagool is
dullbutnotalways on
Hey everyone, I just gave birth to this little guy, not only that but I’m still a virgin.
Peter_Sofa on
Bitty
Adventurous-Start874 on
Giving Colin Robinson vibes
Berlin8Berlin on
“Whaddya looking at, buddy? Yeah, yeah, I know I ain’t no baby… so what? How is that YOUR business? I got a sweet gig here so don’t mess it up. So, uh, go in peace with the blessings of the Lord and all that. *SCRAM.”*
MrScribz on
That’s just a Pic of pat and paige
WistfulAbandon on
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
cicalino on
After looking at too many paintings in the the Uffizi Gallery museum for too long, we got the church giggles over the many different Madonnas and babies. There are sooo many. Fat ones, skinny ones, sickly ones, ugly ones. Some so big, like this one, with an exasperated mother. “Shouldn’t you be doing miracles or healing the sick or something? Let go my boob and change some water into wine for me, why don’tcha?”
Lasitrox on
This anatomy reminds me of ai
Deckard2022 on
That’s a 40 year old midget getting his freak on
Cccookielover on
Ricky Bobby would be proud 🏆
zcas on
Baby Putin 🤔?
ColorPlatypus on
r/WellThatSucks
aeraen on
How is no one mentioning that “baby” Jesus has a hold of Mom’s boob and looks like he is about to twist it into a balloon dachshund?
InstagramYourPoop on
Little guy has a serious two-handed grip on that right side tittay there. No wonder Mary has such a strained look on her face.
-burnr- on
That baby Jesus has seen some shit at the office that week.
unhandmeyouswine on
Looks like a 48 year old accountant with a diaper fetish.
soneill333 on
I imagine that weird man baby thing in shrek saying “This is my titty milk!”
Go1gotha on
He wants bitty.
TotemRiolu on
When the artist is commissioned to draw a baby, but they’ve never seen one before in their life
forevercurmudgeon on
Looks like he’s on his second marriage and has a shit job selling used cars
Drawen on
It is normal Putin sitting in bigger Trans Putins lap.
-ferth on
Pretty sure this is just adult putin…
redphantomas on
That’s just a tiny middle aged man
dampishslinky55 on
Baby Jesus has a receding hairline and looks like he only got every other weekend with his kids in the divorce.
Digita1B0y on
“Baby baby….yeah a baby….sure
…I can paint a baby…I mean, they’re just small versions of adults, right? How hard could it be? 🤷🏻♂️”
Smokie069 on
Put it in a bowl first!
ciaranciaranciaran on
Two monks in the monastery
“Hey man, sorry to bother you; just finishing this Madonna and child and….he he… feel so stupid but what do babies look like again?”
“Hey dude yeah no stress at all, it’s genuinely a tricky one. So they’re only slightly smaller than a grown adult male in reality. Usually with a fully grown head of hair that’s already got a balding crown and the facial features of a 70 year old man. They grow into their baby looks later”
“I did not know that”
“It’s pretty rare info tbf. Painting looks great tho”
Fantastic_Fox4948 on
Mary, with children.
Styphonthal2 on
Why does baby jesus have male pattern baldness
Veteranis on
Go to uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com for more hilarity. Or just do a Web search for ‘ugly baby Jesus’. Many fine art- history examples.
Rich841 on
Mary lookin extra depressed today
Lindenpendragon on
He looks like a old fat balding man
LeekBright on
Yea I’m sucking in some sausage titties. Got a problem?
JFK2MD on
Jesus looks like he’s taking a quick break before going back to study for his actuary licensing exam
BlargerJarger on
Kid’s got a degree in accounting.
RealityJumpStudios on
During that time period painters would make infants look like they’ve aged lol.
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they both look miserable AF
Damn, who knew George Costanza was the messiah?
Baby Jesus making milk to vanillashake?
Rare painting of Emmanuel Macron and his wife.
“What the fuck are you looking at? “
Looks like a Putin/Trump mix.
Gee, I never thought Jesus would suffer male pattern baldness.
Jesus silently judging you sucking on a tit. Just what I need for the house.
Vladimir Christ
Bald at such a young age, might be a member of the royal family in the UK. I know one is bald and the other isn’t, do the math.
Is mother Mary breast feeding Louis CK ?
Colin Robinson in the house.
baby jesus looking like he’s about to ask where all of the freakin’ gabagool is
Hey everyone, I just gave birth to this little guy, not only that but I’m still a virgin.
Bitty
Giving Colin Robinson vibes
“Whaddya looking at, buddy? Yeah, yeah, I know I ain’t no baby… so what? How is that YOUR business? I got a sweet gig here so don’t mess it up. So, uh, go in peace with the blessings of the Lord and all that. *SCRAM.”*
That’s just a Pic of pat and paige
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy!
After looking at too many paintings in the the Uffizi Gallery museum for too long, we got the church giggles over the many different Madonnas and babies. There are sooo many. Fat ones, skinny ones, sickly ones, ugly ones. Some so big, like this one, with an exasperated mother. “Shouldn’t you be doing miracles or healing the sick or something? Let go my boob and change some water into wine for me, why don’tcha?”
This anatomy reminds me of ai
That’s a 40 year old midget getting his freak on
Ricky Bobby would be proud 🏆
Baby Putin 🤔?
r/WellThatSucks
How is no one mentioning that “baby” Jesus has a hold of Mom’s boob and looks like he is about to twist it into a balloon dachshund?
Little guy has a serious two-handed grip on that right side tittay there. No wonder Mary has such a strained look on her face.
That baby Jesus has seen some shit at the office that week.
Looks like a 48 year old accountant with a diaper fetish.
I imagine that weird man baby thing in shrek saying “This is my titty milk!”
He wants bitty.
When the artist is commissioned to draw a baby, but they’ve never seen one before in their life
Looks like he’s on his second marriage and has a shit job selling used cars
It is normal Putin sitting in bigger Trans Putins lap.
Pretty sure this is just adult putin…
That’s just a tiny middle aged man
Baby Jesus has a receding hairline and looks like he only got every other weekend with his kids in the divorce.
“Baby baby….yeah a baby….sure
…I can paint a baby…I mean, they’re just small versions of adults, right? How hard could it be? 🤷🏻♂️”
Put it in a bowl first!
Two monks in the monastery
“Hey man, sorry to bother you; just finishing this Madonna and child and….he he… feel so stupid but what do babies look like again?”
“Hey dude yeah no stress at all, it’s genuinely a tricky one. So they’re only slightly smaller than a grown adult male in reality. Usually with a fully grown head of hair that’s already got a balding crown and the facial features of a 70 year old man. They grow into their baby looks later”
“I did not know that”
“It’s pretty rare info tbf. Painting looks great tho”
Mary, with children.
Why does baby jesus have male pattern baldness
Go to uglyrenaissancebabies.tumblr.com for more hilarity. Or just do a Web search for ‘ugly baby Jesus’. Many fine art- history examples.
Mary lookin extra depressed today
He looks like a old fat balding man
Yea I’m sucking in some sausage titties. Got a problem?
Jesus looks like he’s taking a quick break before going back to study for his actuary licensing exam
Kid’s got a degree in accounting.
During that time period painters would make infants look like they’ve aged lol.