“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said I’m not sure I want to be that anymore!”
“You never had it so good…”
autopartsandguitars on
“‘to blave’, which as we all know means ‘to bluff’. So he was probably playing a game of cards, and he cheated!”
gene_smythe1968 on
Means to bluff…
ceris4 on
Mawwiage
whatsherface2024 on
I love a good MLT…..
Strykerz3r0 on
TRUE LOOOOOOOVVEEE
BertFurble on
**Miracle Max**: Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for? *[presses on Westley’s chest to force the air back out]*
**Westley**: *[faintly]* Truuuuueee…. looooooovvveee…..
**Inigo Montoya**: *[excited]* True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
**Miracle Max**: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that. But that’s not what he said! He distinctly said “to blave.” And, as we all know, “to blave” means “to bluff,” huh? So you’re probably playing cards, and he cheated—
DMoney159 on
Have fun storming the castle!
cphi87 on
True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – Mutton Lettuce and Tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
Monarc73 on
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
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Good ole Cheyenne WY
Is this a Jeep thing?
Because I don’t understand
LIAR!!! LIIIAAAAARRRRRR!!!!!
“Get back witch!”
“I’m not a witch, I’m your wife! But after what you just said I’m not sure I want to be that anymore!”
“You never had it so good…”
“‘to blave’, which as we all know means ‘to bluff’. So he was probably playing a game of cards, and he cheated!”
Means to bluff…
Mawwiage
I love a good MLT…..
TRUE LOOOOOOOVVEEE
**Miracle Max**: Hey! Hello in there. Hey! What’s so important? What you got here that’s worth living for? *[presses on Westley’s chest to force the air back out]*
**Westley**: *[faintly]* Truuuuueee…. looooooovvveee…..
**Inigo Montoya**: *[excited]* True love! You heard him! You could not ask for a more noble cause than that.
**Miracle Max**: Sonny, true love is the greatest thing in the world. Except for a nice MLT, a mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe. They’re so perky, I love that. But that’s not what he said! He distinctly said “to blave.” And, as we all know, “to blave” means “to bluff,” huh? So you’re probably playing cards, and he cheated—
Have fun storming the castle!
True love is the greatest thing in the world, except for a nice MLT – Mutton Lettuce and Tomato sandwich. Where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomatoes are ripe.
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Mostly dead is slightly alive.
Have fun storming the castle!
Love me a good MLT.
You *are* the brut squad!
Inconceivable! Whatever that means.