So funny to me that the worst they could come up was “He retired after he served 24yrs” “He was a voluntary assistant coach” “His online recipes aren’t good” “He doesn’t own & trade stocks like other politicians”
It’s like they are campaigning for him.
swazal on
Little white lies?
/s … I’ll show myself out
famousevan on
I once asked Tim Walz if he had a tack hammer I could borrow and he said yes. It was an utter fabrication! Five minutes later he turned up in my garage with coffee and a plate of cookies but he handed me a godsdamned trim hammer!
AsparagusTamer on
Truly the emperor of deceit seated on a throne of lies
Pro-Patria-Mori on
He called his dog a “good boy” without getting any sort of documentation from a licensed professional. That’s socialism.
onlyletmeposttrains on
Tim Walz caught a baseball and gave it to the kid next to him instead of returning it to the outfield. Thief!
LaughingBoneses on
We can’t trust this man!
totes_Philly on
Assistant coach really had me reconsider his character. /s
Lind_van_Taylor on
Claims that his age is 60.
Last year he said it was 59.
Which one is it, Walz?
Shills_for_fun on
Ah, this is just a cultural miscommunication. See, if you ask us how we’re doing in the Midwest, it’s always good. Even if we got into a car accident that morning and just feel like dog shit in general.
See an honest answer would lead us to burden you with some bullshit, and then we’d have to apologize for that. That’s just a huge mess because it’s already going to take us 10 minutes to leave after we slap our knees and say *welp*.
And actually I’m sorry it took too long to explain that.
geekwalrus on
He stole his nephew’s nose and never gave it back!
_psylosin_ on
Did you know that he once told a child that they were being “very brave” when in fact the kid was only getting a routine injection and not charging into battle!!
vandalhearts123 on
In fairness, people are still saying JD Vance fucks couches. Then again, we haven’t gotten proof that JD doesn’t fuck couches…
MaleCaptaincy on
HAHA SO FUNNY!1!!!11 🤣😂🤣😂
-Sent from my Samsung RF28R7551 Smart Fridge
bonitaappetita on
Turns out it wasn’t just multiple hairs… it was all of them! Lock him up!
stratamaniac on
Told his wife those jeans did not maker her ass look big, even though they did.
Bellbivdavoe on
Claimed his name was ‘Tim’ when actually it was ‘Timothy’.
SCANDALOUS! /s
deez_treez on
Said “Sure” to the waitress when asked if Pepsi was ok because they didn’t have Coca Cola
alanbdee on
Oh they might as well start the impeachment hearing now just in case.
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OMG why isn’t this man in prison?!
Tim Walz’s daughter once said:
“I’m thirsty!”
To which he CRUELLY responded:
“Hi thirsty, I’m dad!”
So funny to me that the worst they could come up was “He retired after he served 24yrs” “He was a voluntary assistant coach” “His online recipes aren’t good” “He doesn’t own & trade stocks like other politicians”
It’s like they are campaigning for him.
Little white lies?
/s … I’ll show myself out
I once asked Tim Walz if he had a tack hammer I could borrow and he said yes. It was an utter fabrication! Five minutes later he turned up in my garage with coffee and a plate of cookies but he handed me a godsdamned trim hammer!
Truly the emperor of deceit seated on a throne of lies
He called his dog a “good boy” without getting any sort of documentation from a licensed professional. That’s socialism.
Tim Walz caught a baseball and gave it to the kid next to him instead of returning it to the outfield. Thief!
We can’t trust this man!
Assistant coach really had me reconsider his character. /s
Claims that his age is 60.
Last year he said it was 59.
Which one is it, Walz?
Ah, this is just a cultural miscommunication. See, if you ask us how we’re doing in the Midwest, it’s always good. Even if we got into a car accident that morning and just feel like dog shit in general.
See an honest answer would lead us to burden you with some bullshit, and then we’d have to apologize for that. That’s just a huge mess because it’s already going to take us 10 minutes to leave after we slap our knees and say *welp*.
And actually I’m sorry it took too long to explain that.
He stole his nephew’s nose and never gave it back!
Did you know that he once told a child that they were being “very brave” when in fact the kid was only getting a routine injection and not charging into battle!!
In fairness, people are still saying JD Vance fucks couches. Then again, we haven’t gotten proof that JD doesn’t fuck couches…
HAHA SO FUNNY!1!!!11 🤣😂🤣😂
-Sent from my Samsung RF28R7551 Smart Fridge
Turns out it wasn’t just multiple hairs… it was all of them! Lock him up!
Told his wife those jeans did not maker her ass look big, even though they did.
Claimed his name was ‘Tim’ when actually it was ‘Timothy’.
SCANDALOUS! /s
Said “Sure” to the waitress when asked if Pepsi was ok because they didn’t have Coca Cola
Oh they might as well start the impeachment hearing now just in case.