This is gunna sound counter intuitive but if you force yourself up at the first alarm you’ll feel a lot better. Falling back asleep will make you a lot more tired.
Dovienya55 on
Yeah hi, it’s Bill Lumbergh again, uh just wanted to make sure you knew that we start at the usual time this morning, it isn’t a half day or anything like that. So if you could just get here as soon as possible, that’d be terrific!
beluga_10101 on
I can relate , I generally skip pooping 💩 when running out of time
Blitz-IMP on
A wizard is never late nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to!
gabito705 on
We can all feel the problem. You were missing at least two more.
THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED.
2ZDUNES on
Mine is sort of similar
MysteryRadish on
But a bitch needs to poop!
Zealousideal-Tie1812 on
Yeahh this don’t work.
BumpyNugget on
The 6:50 alarm really hit home. Without the morning poop everything is off. I feel lost and slightly too heavy.
Visual_Option_9638 on
The first one should say “you should have gone to bed earlier bitch”.
justin_memer on
You gotta learn how to use commas, bitch.
Aramis444 on
It only works if they’re 1 min apart max. You’d be surprised how fast you can fall back asleep.
Jaepheth on
Seems obvious now, thinking back, that Scary Terry wouldn’t be a morning person.
GreenKnightOfGilead on
You guys are my people
Th3_Lion_heart on
I do this
ShmerlockHolmes on
Scary terry?
Xm_gamerX on
Bro just came up with rap lyrics to use as his alarm 💀
GreenKnightOfGilead on
Can someone post that video of Marc Rebillet doing that wake up, bitch song? I would, but I might not go to bed early enough.
I’m trying to BOOST my productivity!
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This is gunna sound counter intuitive but if you force yourself up at the first alarm you’ll feel a lot better. Falling back asleep will make you a lot more tired.
Yeah hi, it’s Bill Lumbergh again, uh just wanted to make sure you knew that we start at the usual time this morning, it isn’t a half day or anything like that. So if you could just get here as soon as possible, that’d be terrific!
I can relate , I generally skip pooping 💩 when running out of time
A wizard is never late nor is he early he arrives precisely when he means to!
We can all feel the problem. You were missing at least two more.
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Mine just says “GET THE FUCK OUT OF BED!”
THIS IS MY OWN PRIVATE DOMICILE AND I WILL NOT BE HARASSED.
Mine is sort of similar
But a bitch needs to poop!
Yeahh this don’t work.
The 6:50 alarm really hit home. Without the morning poop everything is off. I feel lost and slightly too heavy.
The first one should say “you should have gone to bed earlier bitch”.
You gotta learn how to use commas, bitch.
It only works if they’re 1 min apart max. You’d be surprised how fast you can fall back asleep.
Seems obvious now, thinking back, that Scary Terry wouldn’t be a morning person.
You guys are my people
I do this
Scary terry?
Bro just came up with rap lyrics to use as his alarm 💀
Can someone post that video of Marc Rebillet doing that wake up, bitch song? I would, but I might not go to bed early enough.
I’m trying to BOOST my productivity!
I do the same thing bitch.