This guy has serious mental issues. Perhaps that worm in his brain did some real damage after all.
J_Robert_Matthewson on
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Uh… WHY?!
CoyotesEve on
Ok so I’m hazy but excuse me what?this isn’t fan fiction?
Accomplished_Crew779 on
What’s the batshit of limitations on this?
Humble_Yesterday_271 on
Am I nuts in thinking there aren’t wild black bears in the middle of New York city? How did he think this was going to work?
I’m not American so I’m happy to be proven wrong, but I’ve heard plenty of New Yorkers talk about rats. Never heard one story of someone cutting through Central Park and getting chased by a fucking bear.
Ok_Breakfast5425 on
I think he’s jealous that he’s not called the weird one these days
PuzzleheadedRoyal559 on
This is a level of insane that makes MAGA disciples say, “At least our guy didn’t admit to that.”
TheeJesterr on
He scared the cub to death with his crazy voice.
Kiss-a-Cod on
Ironically, you can get brain eating worms from eating bear meat.
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This guy has serious mental issues. Perhaps that worm in his brain did some real damage after all.
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Uh… WHY?!
Ok so I’m hazy but excuse me what?this isn’t fan fiction?
What’s the batshit of limitations on this?
Am I nuts in thinking there aren’t wild black bears in the middle of New York city? How did he think this was going to work?
I’m not American so I’m happy to be proven wrong, but I’ve heard plenty of New Yorkers talk about rats. Never heard one story of someone cutting through Central Park and getting chased by a fucking bear.
I think he’s jealous that he’s not called the weird one these days
This is a level of insane that makes MAGA disciples say, “At least our guy didn’t admit to that.”
He scared the cub to death with his crazy voice.
Ironically, you can get brain eating worms from eating bear meat.
[Proof here](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2024/05/25/brain-worms-black-bear-meat/73853429007/#)
That sounds like something somebody who had a brain worm would say.
Yea, presidential material right here…🙄
What the actual fuck is wrong with this guy?
Holy crap, that is almost like *Republican* levels of weird.
Brain worms at it again?
What? Only one felony? Not enough! We need at least thirty-four!
My money says that he was the driver of the car.
His family keeps warning voters about him.
My money says he was the driver of the car.