If I lived in Texas, I’d be more worried that my senator is thinking about his junk food than the American people, but then again, that’s on brand for Trump.
Common_Objective_461 on
‘She will never take my paper towels, and you can take that to the bank!’
– Ted once all this rhetoric fails
Express_Particular45 on
Be careful someone doesn’t take your lifted shoes.
teebalicious on
“I don’t care about other people’s children, the environment, or made up shit I made up to make myself feel like a tough guy.” – totally not a sociopath.
“Hey, man, poorly ventilated gas stoves in residential apartments are linked to high rates of asthma in kids. Maybe we should look into that.”
“THEYRE COMING FOR YOUR STOVES!!!11!!one!!!”
These gormless fuckbags don’t care about anyone or anything but that sweet hit of dopamine when they pwn some imaginary enemy.
Charming-Command3965 on
He is such a clown
Succulent_Relic on
Honestly, with all the noise and things the Trumpists are saying, I think they’re scared of Harris. I think they’re scared, cause they see someone competent whom they can’t bully or belittle.
Revolutionary_Tip701 on
And I don’t want her assistance when the power goes out.
Anyways I’m off to Mexico
dbprops on
I would. I’d take all of those specifically away from Ted Cruz only.
SuperGenius9800 on
This is your mind on Qanon.
Wagonlance on
And people vote for this drooling halfwit! Why would any rational person believe a word that falls out of his second anus.
First_Assistant2876 on
She’ll never take my plane tickets to Cancun !
deadphisherman on
But you’ll let Donnie take your balls.
VocalAnus91 on
I really hope the Democrat voters of Texas get out and vote blue this election
PixelsGoBoom on
Oh no! She can’t have any of your imaginary issues?
Guess we’ll have to run on affordable healthcare, no tax dodging for the ultra-rich, affordable schools without religious indoctrination, fair elections, a women’s right to choose and not handing over the USA to a fascist dictatorship.
Bakedfresh420 on
God damn cheeseburger walrus
Motor-Pomegranate831 on
The key to making things up to be mad about is that they shouldn’t be so obviously made up.
Drewy99 on
I hope future generations find this quote in history books as an example of how unhinged the Republican Party became.
rrsullivan3rd on
Eat a bag of dicks Rafael! Fascist asshat! 🖕🖕
yetagainitry on
Jesus he’s been using that “you can’t take my steaks” line since Obama.
NWXSXSW on
No one wants anything that ever belonged to Ted Cruz.
TheNatureBoy on
Not your guns! I still remember when Jimmy Cart, …, no wait Bill Clint, …, wait hold on, it was Barack Husain Obam, …, maybe Joe Bid, …, well it doesn’t mater who it was. This election matters beccause the Democrats what to take your guns.
FlaAirborne on
She won’t call your wife a dog too. Be grateful.
BigBeardedIdiot on
He sounds like one of the took our job characters in South Park.
arizonatasteslike on
“Momma, plis don’t let that scary lady take m’a guns or m’a meat?” – Cancun Ted
Latterlol on
Is the US riddled with toddlers in suits and a tantrum?
JerryAtrics_ on
“But if you want to call my wife ugly, I’m okay with that”
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If I lived in Texas, I’d be more worried that my senator is thinking about his junk food than the American people, but then again, that’s on brand for Trump.
‘She will never take my paper towels, and you can take that to the bank!’
– Ted once all this rhetoric fails
Be careful someone doesn’t take your lifted shoes.
“I don’t care about other people’s children, the environment, or made up shit I made up to make myself feel like a tough guy.” – totally not a sociopath.
“Hey, man, poorly ventilated gas stoves in residential apartments are linked to high rates of asthma in kids. Maybe we should look into that.”
“THEYRE COMING FOR YOUR STOVES!!!11!!one!!!”
These gormless fuckbags don’t care about anyone or anything but that sweet hit of dopamine when they pwn some imaginary enemy.
He is such a clown
Honestly, with all the noise and things the Trumpists are saying, I think they’re scared of Harris. I think they’re scared, cause they see someone competent whom they can’t bully or belittle.
And I don’t want her assistance when the power goes out.
Anyways I’m off to Mexico
I would. I’d take all of those specifically away from Ted Cruz only.
This is your mind on Qanon.
And people vote for this drooling halfwit! Why would any rational person believe a word that falls out of his second anus.
She’ll never take my plane tickets to Cancun !
But you’ll let Donnie take your balls.
I really hope the Democrat voters of Texas get out and vote blue this election
Oh no! She can’t have any of your imaginary issues?
Guess we’ll have to run on affordable healthcare, no tax dodging for the ultra-rich, affordable schools without religious indoctrination, fair elections, a women’s right to choose and not handing over the USA to a fascist dictatorship.
God damn cheeseburger walrus
The key to making things up to be mad about is that they shouldn’t be so obviously made up.
I hope future generations find this quote in history books as an example of how unhinged the Republican Party became.
Eat a bag of dicks Rafael! Fascist asshat! 🖕🖕
Jesus he’s been using that “you can’t take my steaks” line since Obama.
No one wants anything that ever belonged to Ted Cruz.
Not your guns! I still remember when Jimmy Cart, …, no wait Bill Clint, …, wait hold on, it was Barack Husain Obam, …, maybe Joe Bid, …, well it doesn’t mater who it was. This election matters beccause the Democrats what to take your guns.
She won’t call your wife a dog too. Be grateful.
He sounds like one of the took our job characters in South Park.
“Momma, plis don’t let that scary lady take m’a guns or m’a meat?” – Cancun Ted
Is the US riddled with toddlers in suits and a tantrum?
“But if you want to call my wife ugly, I’m okay with that”