Anything imperfect will always seem like the forces of darkness when you think you’re the chosen one
cheekycheeksy on
They actually put catturd2 on camera, Tucker had him on his show. He looks just like you’d think he smells
N0t_Dave on
Grandfather in Germany told me for months how England would never change path from the conservatives in charge. Tory party got kicked to the curb. Media world wide told us how France has been lost, Fascism has won, and the Hard Right would take France in a sweeping win. France told those Nazi fucks to go kick rocks. Our own media is screeching how we need to replace Joe at the last minute while ignoring the lying convict on the Right and the Epstein releases. These kind of people stay swamped in angertainment that confirms their bias that there’s no way anyone would ever vote for Joe, and then cry every single time since 2016 about how rigged it was and how the other side must have cheated, despite bullshit tactics used by their own party to rig it in their favor. “We cheated and lost, so they must have cheated harder!” Fuck the Media, Fuck the Polls, just make sure you vote.
It’s bizarre to me that someone going by “Catturd” has any platform or influence at all. His Wikipedia description sounds so pathetic:
>Catturd is the online identity of right-wing American Twitter shitposter and Internet troll Phillip Buchanan. The account is known for its scatological humor, as well as spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation. Buchanan lives in Wewahitchka, Florida, on a “ranch in the middle of nowhere”.
In March 2023, leaked internal documents from Twitter revealed that Catturd was among a handful of accounts having their reach artificially inflated by Twitter under Musk.
Brief_Exit1798 on
“Late for work” is absolutely hilarious!!! They are all so pathetically stupid.
Admiral_Andovar on
I can’t believe he got three women to marry him.
MornGreycastle on
“Waw! They didn’t split the vote and let the far right win with a minority of the vote! NOT FAIR!!!” – catturd
Professional-End2722 on
You didn’t win the lottery? Well now you know why…
a_bukkake_christmas on
I always assumed it was Scott Adams. Who knew?
Economy_Cat_3527 on
Imagine a Magat cat turd being your entire personality. Sad.
Have you seen what that guy looks like IRL? Oof. Someone rigged his face.
Also, he created a Catturd LLC. Also, you can search the Florida Secretary of State website for LLC listings which show you the address (often a home address) of the person who registered the LLC. Just some fun facts about LLCs and Florida for no reason that I wish more of the public was aware of.
FrogLock_ on
The ideology requires a majority to believe they are oppressed to create an enemy that is simultaneously too weak to win if attacked but too strong to leave be
They lie to make up for the fact that globally most see them as criminally insane
BigCballer on
A lamer version of “thanks obama”
Realtime_Ruga on
THRICE divorced? No wonder they want to end no fault divorce.
Blobbyblob5 on
Yeah, I don’t read this kind of sh*t anymore. Twitter is rigged, so… 😎
IvanTheAppealing on
Actual child-level mental development. Any time I lose it’s because they cheated, can’t just be that… I lost
Glittering_Lunch_776 on
It’s projection. The right cheats in elections and so they assume everyone else does.
Don’t believe me? What’s gerrymandering again? Which has been proven to be real, and is in fact visually confirmable as fact? Yeah.
Thessalon on
So, no cheating at all, then.
UncommittedBow on
Overcook chicken? Rigged
Undercooked chicken? Believe it or not, rigged.
skuzzkitty on
Okay, but they did cheat. They had better ideas, seemed willing and able to justly govern, and got more popular support. How is that not cheating? Did they even cast a single extra vote or disenfranchise even one community to nullify their votes? No? See, cheating.
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Anything imperfect will always seem like the forces of darkness when you think you’re the chosen one
They actually put catturd2 on camera, Tucker had him on his show. He looks just like you’d think he smells
Grandfather in Germany told me for months how England would never change path from the conservatives in charge. Tory party got kicked to the curb. Media world wide told us how France has been lost, Fascism has won, and the Hard Right would take France in a sweeping win. France told those Nazi fucks to go kick rocks. Our own media is screeching how we need to replace Joe at the last minute while ignoring the lying convict on the Right and the Epstein releases. These kind of people stay swamped in angertainment that confirms their bias that there’s no way anyone would ever vote for Joe, and then cry every single time since 2016 about how rigged it was and how the other side must have cheated, despite bullshit tactics used by their own party to rig it in their favor. “We cheated and lost, so they must have cheated harder!” Fuck the Media, Fuck the Polls, just make sure you vote.
https://preview.redd.it/vnfhj27jaabd1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc044d3ba4b06bda8c1f466f103c0a5493d35dd7
“They cheated in France just like here.”
It can’t be that your ideas are shit.
It’s bizarre to me that someone going by “Catturd” has any platform or influence at all. His Wikipedia description sounds so pathetic:
>Catturd is the online identity of right-wing American Twitter shitposter and Internet troll Phillip Buchanan. The account is known for its scatological humor, as well as spreading conspiracy theories and disinformation. Buchanan lives in Wewahitchka, Florida, on a “ranch in the middle of nowhere”.
https://preview.redd.it/dh0o6oxzhabd1.jpeg?width=456&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31130d62ebab00ab26f2b6bbc6ea9a89b1848385
Donald Trump retweeted Catturd seven times.
In March 2023, leaked internal documents from Twitter revealed that Catturd was among a handful of accounts having their reach artificially inflated by Twitter under Musk.
“Late for work” is absolutely hilarious!!! They are all so pathetically stupid.
I can’t believe he got three women to marry him.
“Waw! They didn’t split the vote and let the far right win with a minority of the vote! NOT FAIR!!!” – catturd
You didn’t win the lottery? Well now you know why…
I always assumed it was Scott Adams. Who knew?
Imagine a Magat cat turd being your entire personality. Sad.
Pretty unflattering wiki: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catturd
Have you seen what that guy looks like IRL? Oof. Someone rigged his face.
Also, he created a Catturd LLC. Also, you can search the Florida Secretary of State website for LLC listings which show you the address (often a home address) of the person who registered the LLC. Just some fun facts about LLCs and Florida for no reason that I wish more of the public was aware of.
The ideology requires a majority to believe they are oppressed to create an enemy that is simultaneously too weak to win if attacked but too strong to leave be
They lie to make up for the fact that globally most see them as criminally insane
A lamer version of “thanks obama”
THRICE divorced? No wonder they want to end no fault divorce.
Yeah, I don’t read this kind of sh*t anymore. Twitter is rigged, so… 😎
Actual child-level mental development. Any time I lose it’s because they cheated, can’t just be that… I lost
It’s projection. The right cheats in elections and so they assume everyone else does.
Don’t believe me? What’s gerrymandering again? Which has been proven to be real, and is in fact visually confirmable as fact? Yeah.
So, no cheating at all, then.
Overcook chicken? Rigged
Undercooked chicken? Believe it or not, rigged.
Okay, but they did cheat. They had better ideas, seemed willing and able to justly govern, and got more popular support. How is that not cheating? Did they even cast a single extra vote or disenfranchise even one community to nullify their votes? No? See, cheating.