Andrew Taint deserves to be locked up

    by poisonflar5

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    1. AllTheNopeYouNeed on

      They came for Elmo? Screw riding at dawn, I call for pitchforks… assemble the muppets NOW!

      (Edited for sloppy fingers)

    2. Thehairy-viking on

      I just find it hilarious that a low level kickboxer who never accomplished shit has such an ego. Dude acts like he was a multiple time world champ with 100s of fights under his belt. He was mediocre in the mid tier promotions at his peak. Dudes a loser.

    3. UltraCoolPimpDaddy on

      As long as he keeps getting the attention he’s trying to achieve, people will keep his name in their heads and talked about in conversations. Just ignore the geek and don’t feed him the attention he craves.

    4. mygoditsfullofstar5 on

      “Up yours vile creature”

      ? Is Tate turning into a chinless Jordan Peterson?

    5. One of these two can only speak when it has a hand up its ass. The other is Elmo

    6. Miserable_Smoke on

      Nothing more masculine than taking seriously and wishing death upon PUPPETS!

      Didn’t he fight in MMA, a sport where a lot of it is dudes hugging each other on the ground, often in a 69 position?

    7. AValentineSolutions on

      Can you imagine what a sad loser you gotta be to shit on Elmo? Like, this pathetic low-level sexual predator kick-boxer is shitting on Elmo. The guy who trafficks women is talking down to Elmo. The guy who started a flame war with a Swedish girl and then lost so bad that the entire Internet clowned on him is saying an unkind word to Elmo. Andy Boy Taint is like a litmus test to if I am right about something. If his opinion agrees with mine, I need to rethink it. He’s very useful that way. Like a reverse compass, telling you you are going in the wrong direction.

    8. LaserGadgets on

      What is he on threatening sesame street? xD simpsons material right here!

    9. DogsDontWearPantss on

      Amazing to be so insecure to be intimidated by a puppet!

      ![gif](giphy|TL2Yr3ioe78tO)

    10. Honer-Simpsom on

      What an edgelord douche, guys I swear I’m tough I hate Sesame Street I don’t even like it that much!!!

    11. This is actually hilarious. Imagine wishing death on Elmo and the entire Sesame Street region and being serious about it

    12. JFKRFKSRVLBJ on

      Thanks for filling my feed with Andy’s ragebait spam! I’m sure he’s grateful for the exposure!

    13. KayderossKid on

      You know that story about how Al Capone slowly lost his mind to syphilis while he was in Alcatraz? I’m starting to think that’s what’s going on here. I know he’s been shooting off his mouth like this for years, but it’s getting so ridiculous, even he can’t possibly believe it. He’s slowly losing it in jail and he’s reduced to trying to start internet beef with fictional pre-school characters.

      Long shot, yes, but a girl can dream.

    14. Western-Persimmon768 on

      Because nothing is more manly like beefing with Elmo.

      This guy ain’t just a joke he’s the comedy industry

    15. sawyerkitty on

      Wow picking a fight with Elmo. He’s truly fallen in the fight club community.

    16. at least he signed it properly, except fo the usual twitter poor grammar.

      Up yours,
      Vile Creature.

      Gotta give tate for at least adhering to email ettiquette.

    17. Perfect. Andrew Tate is the evil human in Sesame Street. I want to see Miss Piggy deal with him!

    18. “Up yours vile creature” that’s some cringe-ass nerd shit. This dude be larping on the down low

    19. PassengerFrosty9467 on

      Andrew got bullied by Big Bird and has nightmares to this day. A personal vendetta

    20. SnooJokes1020 on

      What’s up with alpha male have beef with elmo? I remember jordan peterson had a beef with elmo just because elmo said something about ramadhan

    21. PurpsMaSquirt on

      When you’re so masculine you directly shit-talk a fictional kids’ character

    22. Dilbert_Durango on

      “I am the peak of humanity”
      *yells at a puppet that teaches you to read*

      Yes, sir, you *truly* are an “Alpha”

    23. MindlessCancel8708 on

      Beefing with Elmo was not on my “weird shit Tate has done” bingo card

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