Life’s irony: My standards are so high, even I don’t qualify
BearBones1313 on
Girl bad
allythapunk on
I would never stoop so low to be with someone who would be with me.
horaceinkling on
I guess this is technically a meme.
average_reddito_ on
poor female, imagine to think they are even close to any male redditors who are true gods of sex, ripped big dick chads with above average intelligence and perfect personality.
all praise male redditors, true gods walking among us
Requirements: he must be at least 6ft, 9+ inch penis, owns an expensive house, earns at least 200k+, blonde hair, ripped, whistles while he works (yes, I’ve actually seen this one)
What she brings to the table: 4’11, obese, 45 years old, unemployed after being fired from her min wage job after being racist on facebook
Ok_Individual_5579 on
Same for plenty of guys out there.
TheLamesterist on
Trying to find perfection in humans is futile.
Electronic_Art_4251 on
Right, what are your expectations.
I’ll start
She must be: Christian, at least a 4/10 looks, and over 5ft 6 (just so I can kiss her without having to bend down too much (I’m 6ft))
dolceespress on
Dating apps in a nutshell
Superb-Gentelman on
being content with your lot is 99% of happiness
6Sharp9 on
needs to be a girl ,simple as that 😅
BendVast7817 on
If he has a good heart n can keep ins ego in check, and practices discipline and consistency, and lastly is a man of god… im good..unfortunately id get with him financially struggling too cuz ik that mans gona do everything to take care of his family n im also smart so ill just tell him to start a business n help him with that.. lol but lets see i got 2 years till arranged marriage or a year till we start looking
ddauss on
That’s why it’s sometimes best to just worry about yourself, kinda “be the kinda person you wanna you wanna meet”
TurboMonkey007 on
Her standards:
![gif](giphy|pRgFUV4liFmZG)
Melodic_Point_5830 on
So goddamn many incels in the comments, wtf. This meme is 1:1 r/niceguys
Critter_Collector on
This is me rn and it’s also why I’m actively single and planning on staying single for the next few years
I’m not good enough for the partner of my dreams? Then I’ll become better for myself and see what happens
rando_sissy on
Incel?
btotherSAD on
Have not a point but a scale with min and max. Try to look for the good enough and you will be happy. Peace out!
AnalysisBudget on
Look, it’s me
keca10 on
Guy in finance, 6’5”, blue eyes, trust fund can get perpetually laid. He don’t want you. He especially doesn’t want a relationship with you.
BigBeardedIdiot on
I love how straight dudes try to justify being single 😂😂😂😂
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My sister in a nutshell.
Life’s irony: My standards are so high, even I don’t qualify
Girl bad
I would never stoop so low to be with someone who would be with me.
I guess this is technically a meme.
poor female, imagine to think they are even close to any male redditors who are true gods of sex, ripped big dick chads with above average intelligence and perfect personality.
all praise male redditors, true gods walking among us
You stole this from 9gag lol.
https://9gag.com/gag/ajPAAQ1
Requirements: he must be at least 6ft, 9+ inch penis, owns an expensive house, earns at least 200k+, blonde hair, ripped, whistles while he works (yes, I’ve actually seen this one)
What she brings to the table: 4’11, obese, 45 years old, unemployed after being fired from her min wage job after being racist on facebook
Same for plenty of guys out there.
Trying to find perfection in humans is futile.
Right, what are your expectations.
I’ll start
She must be: Christian, at least a 4/10 looks, and over 5ft 6 (just so I can kiss her without having to bend down too much (I’m 6ft))
Dating apps in a nutshell
being content with your lot is 99% of happiness
needs to be a girl ,simple as that 😅
If he has a good heart n can keep ins ego in check, and practices discipline and consistency, and lastly is a man of god… im good..unfortunately id get with him financially struggling too cuz ik that mans gona do everything to take care of his family n im also smart so ill just tell him to start a business n help him with that.. lol but lets see i got 2 years till arranged marriage or a year till we start looking
That’s why it’s sometimes best to just worry about yourself, kinda “be the kinda person you wanna you wanna meet”
Her standards:
![gif](giphy|pRgFUV4liFmZG)
So goddamn many incels in the comments, wtf. This meme is 1:1 r/niceguys
This is me rn and it’s also why I’m actively single and planning on staying single for the next few years
I’m not good enough for the partner of my dreams? Then I’ll become better for myself and see what happens
Incel?
Have not a point but a scale with min and max. Try to look for the good enough and you will be happy. Peace out!
Look, it’s me
Guy in finance, 6’5”, blue eyes, trust fund can get perpetually laid. He don’t want you. He especially doesn’t want a relationship with you.
I love how straight dudes try to justify being single 😂😂😂😂
Least sexist reddit meme