The Onion : “Local Man believes what he read inside a roadside onion will happen”
RetroSwamp on
pretty sure this is some witch-shit.
rip1980 on
“Onion of your business!”
johndepp22 on
somehow this is worse than the unopened safes
Chief_B33f on
You can’t just post about an onion with a message in it and not tell us what the message says
Oggnar on
I found this onion while taking a stroll in the middle of the night because I couldn’t get to rest. On the road, in the center of an empty crossing, I found this mistreated thing.
I cut it open and found some reddish powder inside of it that reminded me of paprika, as well as a list of names that was titled ‘unfriendly friends’.
I’m not sure whether it’s possible to post a follow-up image in the comment section. Can someone help me out with this?
missvickk on
I would put that back right where you found it. lol Don’t mess with it honestly. It was probably meant to be ran over and destroyed for someone’s spell work!!
solidgun1 on
I am the type to never pick up random items like that off the ground. It could be booby trapped.
No-Tangelo-3220 on
This is one of the weirdest stories I’ve ever heard. It’s be great in a Stephen King novel about a list left for a hit man on a lonely road in the dead of night.
Nerditter on
Yeah, it’s a spell. I would take the onion, replace it with the message, “Charmed is over-rated,” and sign it with the name of your worst enemy. 🙂
Imaginary-Nebula1778 on
That’s juju. My goodness!!!!
Nintendo1964 on
Must’ve fallen of my belt. We wore ’em on our belt, which was the style at the time.
Royalchariot on
Don’t worry guys, OP will never upload pics
Seven-Eyed-Waffle on
*** DO NOT READ THE MESSAGE ***
*It WILL make you cry..*
ImpossibleReindeer33 on
Don’t believe what you read in the onion, its satire
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Well….what does it say?
What says the onion?
The Onion : “Local Man believes what he read inside a roadside onion will happen”
pretty sure this is some witch-shit.
“Onion of your business!”
somehow this is worse than the unopened safes
You can’t just post about an onion with a message in it and not tell us what the message says
I found this onion while taking a stroll in the middle of the night because I couldn’t get to rest. On the road, in the center of an empty crossing, I found this mistreated thing.
I cut it open and found some reddish powder inside of it that reminded me of paprika, as well as a list of names that was titled ‘unfriendly friends’.
I’m not sure whether it’s possible to post a follow-up image in the comment section. Can someone help me out with this?
I would put that back right where you found it. lol Don’t mess with it honestly. It was probably meant to be ran over and destroyed for someone’s spell work!!
I am the type to never pick up random items like that off the ground. It could be booby trapped.
This is one of the weirdest stories I’ve ever heard. It’s be great in a Stephen King novel about a list left for a hit man on a lonely road in the dead of night.
Yeah, it’s a spell. I would take the onion, replace it with the message, “Charmed is over-rated,” and sign it with the name of your worst enemy. 🙂
That’s juju. My goodness!!!!
Must’ve fallen of my belt. We wore ’em on our belt, which was the style at the time.
Don’t worry guys, OP will never upload pics
*** DO NOT READ THE MESSAGE ***
*It WILL make you cry..*
Don’t believe what you read in the onion, its satire
Pretty weird. Hit it with a baseball bat