The actual cookie looks like it found some of the good stuff. 😆
wjbc on
The picture seems to have more pixels.
polkpanther on
I’m more concerned with why the box has a ghost penis on it
PossessivePronoun on
Are we just going to ignore the dick poking in there on the right?
Mordecai3fngerBrown on
Hello lawsuit
startadeadhorse on
Kinda looks like a sad penguin
Turbulent_Welder_599 on
I spent the first five minutes high as hell staring at this wondering why they fuck you call penises ‘cookies’
VWBug5000 on
It’s so they can downsize the cookie whenever they want without having to pay for new packaging (which is quite expensive!)
TheTrueFishbunjin on
Probably just easier to put that on everything to account for variation.
msnmck on
SHRUNK TO HIDE DETAIL
RoomOk9914 on
The ghost hand crop is definitely intentional
random1220 on
I miss the tube
thiswasyouridea on
Why do I see a sad duck with a pompadour?
Thecerb on
MidwestMillennialGuy on
Wow they must be huge if the real thing is as large as the “enlarged”
kshiau on
Reality v expectation
mastesargent on
As someone who works in the dairy department of a grocery store, where raw cookie dough like this falls under, these things are the bane of my fucking existence come the holidays. There is invariably one shipment of a few boxes of these per holiday, usually around 2 months before the actual holiday. Naturally they sell out within a week or two and then have to explain over and over that we sold out of the Halloween cookies in September and the Christmas cookies (which we just got the other day) sold out in October. I have no idea why these things are seemingly produced in such limited quantities.
Neostep on
Under promise, over deliver
MotherVan on
Is that still uncooked dough? The picture might be the baked product if so.
tyghfds778 on
I had a co worker bring these exact ones into work. Very tasty cookies
VinylmationDude on
I believe that is a baked cookie. Did you bake that cookie in your hand?
chupathingy99 on
I bought a box of saltines with the same phenomena.
UsedDecal on
The one u got looks chill as shit ngl
Potatoboss123 on
Emo duck cookie
vrhotlaps on
It just looks like a really sad penguin
vulnerableplane on
r/mildlypenis
Yatsugami on
These cookies are peak
AlexTaradov on
Probably just a protection against Karens if one cookie comes out a bit smaller.
vesselofenergy on
Pretty sure they just put that on there for liability reasons so if some of them are smaller it’s not false advertising
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The actual cookie looks like it found some of the good stuff. 😆
The picture seems to have more pixels.
I’m more concerned with why the box has a ghost penis on it
Are we just going to ignore the dick poking in there on the right?
Hello lawsuit
Kinda looks like a sad penguin
I spent the first five minutes high as hell staring at this wondering why they fuck you call penises ‘cookies’
It’s so they can downsize the cookie whenever they want without having to pay for new packaging (which is quite expensive!)
Probably just easier to put that on everything to account for variation.
SHRUNK TO HIDE DETAIL
The ghost hand crop is definitely intentional
I miss the tube
Why do I see a sad duck with a pompadour?
Wow they must be huge if the real thing is as large as the “enlarged”
Reality v expectation
As someone who works in the dairy department of a grocery store, where raw cookie dough like this falls under, these things are the bane of my fucking existence come the holidays. There is invariably one shipment of a few boxes of these per holiday, usually around 2 months before the actual holiday. Naturally they sell out within a week or two and then have to explain over and over that we sold out of the Halloween cookies in September and the Christmas cookies (which we just got the other day) sold out in October. I have no idea why these things are seemingly produced in such limited quantities.
Under promise, over deliver
Is that still uncooked dough? The picture might be the baked product if so.
I had a co worker bring these exact ones into work. Very tasty cookies
I believe that is a baked cookie. Did you bake that cookie in your hand?
I bought a box of saltines with the same phenomena.
The one u got looks chill as shit ngl
Emo duck cookie
It just looks like a really sad penguin
r/mildlypenis
These cookies are peak
Probably just a protection against Karens if one cookie comes out a bit smaller.
Pretty sure they just put that on there for liability reasons so if some of them are smaller it’s not false advertising