Bagel I put in a jar 1998 is now 26 years old

    by flamingmenudo

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    1. I have many questions, but the most basic ones are.

      1. Why did you put the bagel in the jar in the first place?

      2. Why have you kept this so long?

    2. Would the mold be dead by now as well? Like if you ate this what would realistically happen if theres no biological life and its just, old dead mold, is dead mold even a thing? I have so many questions

    3. At the crucial moment where you decided to put the bagel in the jar… did you consider putting a donut in instead?

    4. Dynamic_Dog_Daddy on

      In a billion^billion number of years, it is hypothesized that it might turn back into a bagel.

    5. Bush went looking for WMDs in Iraq when he should’be just raided OP’s house for one

    6. JellyDonutFrenzy on

      Drops jar. Everyone dead. Paramedics show up. They dead. Firemen show up. They dead. Police show up. They dead.

    7. It’s like a dark evil version of those sealed terrariums people make inside jars

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