He was on the death row, awaiting execution. He had nothing to lose.
fyonn on
worth a try and he’s no worse off…
AnimeGokuSolos on
Damnnnnnn
HGowdy on
Goddamn he musta been all kinds of irate.
ColoRadBro69 on
“Yeah, uh, we didn’t test all the finger prints at the crime scene, but let’s kill the guy anyway.”
I dunno, I feel like if we’re gonna kill somebody for a crime, we better be damn sure it was them. Maybe they were there isn’t much info in the OP, but leaving stones unturned at a crime scene doesn’t sound like the kind of airtight case the death penalty should be used for anyway.Â
pol131 on
The real facepalm is a story with no source.
Stay-Thirsty on
Welp! *slaps leg* Time to take a walk
Worried-Pick4848 on
The hell did he have to lose though? I mean it’s worth a shot
EduardoJaps on
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!
chameleon_123_777 on
Well, these fingerprints could in theory belong to someone else. Luckily they didn’t
OddballLouLou on
😂
Plane_Calligrapher50 on
![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)
AerynBevo on
Whoops.
FitBattle5899 on
I mean, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, I can’t blame him for trying.
Full_Visit_5862 on
That’s fucking hilarious lmao
gdublud on
Doh!
Anon1073 on
I would have done the same thing. He was already toast so he had nothing to lose.
myrichiehaynes on
This sounds like one of the christian pastor stories where you know they have no first-hand experience with it – but it probably happened to someone so there is a lesson? Maybe?
Like this is just a stupid anecdote with no resolution – there is zero context nor lesson to be learned here. Why repeat it?
eulynn34 on
Can’t blame a guy for trying
Kobayashi_Maru186 on
I guess he figured he would roll the dice. There’s got to be other people’s prints everywhere. If they weren’t his prints, that might have been enough for a new trial, at least.
JefNoot on
How considerate of him! This way no one gets left behind feeling guilty for a possible wrongful conviction
SubmarineDream57 on
Derp!
stochasticjacktokyo on
They’re not all episodes of “Matlock.”
DatabaseThis9637 on
Lovely. He proved his likely guilt?
DiogenesLied on
Not fingerprints but this sounds like [Kevin Cooper](https://sbcsentinel.com/2023/01/cooper-wasnt-framed-state-panel-says/), a death row inmate in California. Claimed for years he was framed and that DNA would exonerate. Had a ton of support from different groups. DNA was tested and affirmed the conviction.
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He was on the death row, awaiting execution. He had nothing to lose.
worth a try and he’s no worse off…
Damnnnnnn
Goddamn he musta been all kinds of irate.
“Yeah, uh, we didn’t test all the finger prints at the crime scene, but let’s kill the guy anyway.”
I dunno, I feel like if we’re gonna kill somebody for a crime, we better be damn sure it was them. Maybe they were there isn’t much info in the OP, but leaving stones unturned at a crime scene doesn’t sound like the kind of airtight case the death penalty should be used for anyway.Â
The real facepalm is a story with no source.
Welp! *slaps leg* Time to take a walk
The hell did he have to lose though? I mean it’s worth a shot
STRAIGHT TO JAIL!
Well, these fingerprints could in theory belong to someone else. Luckily they didn’t
😂
![img](emote|t5_2r5rp|8487)
Whoops.
I mean, you miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, I can’t blame him for trying.
That’s fucking hilarious lmao
Doh!
I would have done the same thing. He was already toast so he had nothing to lose.
This sounds like one of the christian pastor stories where you know they have no first-hand experience with it – but it probably happened to someone so there is a lesson? Maybe?
Like this is just a stupid anecdote with no resolution – there is zero context nor lesson to be learned here. Why repeat it?
Can’t blame a guy for trying
I guess he figured he would roll the dice. There’s got to be other people’s prints everywhere. If they weren’t his prints, that might have been enough for a new trial, at least.
How considerate of him! This way no one gets left behind feeling guilty for a possible wrongful conviction
Derp!
They’re not all episodes of “Matlock.”
Lovely. He proved his likely guilt?
Not fingerprints but this sounds like [Kevin Cooper](https://sbcsentinel.com/2023/01/cooper-wasnt-framed-state-panel-says/), a death row inmate in California. Claimed for years he was framed and that DNA would exonerate. Had a ton of support from different groups. DNA was tested and affirmed the conviction.