When you use Cards Against Humanity to write a speech.

    by noexcuse4me

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    1. This reads as a prepared insult that was determined to be too much of a zinger to not use even after biden dropped out

    2. AGuyWhoBrokeBad on

      We’ve reached Cave Johnson levels of insanity. “When life hands you lemons, I’ll make them into combustible lemons and burn your house down!!”

    3. muddlebrainedmedic on

      It’s hard to be clever when you’re sundowning with dementia and your pants are full of shit.

    4. ChelseaMourning on

      What terrifies me the most is that there are still so many people who will vote for him. People genuinely think he should be the leader of the free world again. I can’t think of one good single good reason why anyone should do that.

    5. Is he running against Biden still? Trump can be happy that I didn’t cast my early vote for Biden.

    6. Joe Biden has something to say about that: he says he has hairy legs and he likes the cockroaches, I mean kids to crawl on them!

    7. Vote Blue. Save America from that Nutcase trump.
      Trump paints a lovely picture of America.
      But all lies to help him get elected.
      America today is getting better and better under the present government, they had to repair so much what trump destroyed. Vote Blue for a better America.

    8. I have just had a thought, what if Trump is actually brain dead and they just got an AI trained on his previous speeches to shit out his new stuff because it sounds exactly like AI making things up

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