I think the artist misinterpreted “Jesus was hung on a cross”.
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JMFDeez on
Choade Jesus
SuspiciousPatate on
Classic ‘infected bellybutton’
meucudeasa on
r/mildlypenis
haguylol on
It’s called a San Damiano Cross if you guys are wondering
sabrtoothlion on
That ain’t right, bro…
Turbulent-Disk-9616 on
Probably turned on from the little shoulder rub he seems to be getting
firesquasher on
Every dude, at some point in his life, has to go with the waistband method.
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Now we know why he was knocking over all those tables. Clearly accidental.
Dazzling-Taro-9440 on
That is a lovely looking dick
Trollercoaster101 on
Jesus had the looks of a human being after all. /s
Reckless_Waifu on
Weird, I thought Jesus was circumcised.
Pauillac55 on
Cross Fit
LifeRead on
Puzzleheaded_Big_749 on
Well, a lot of early medieval paintings were made by 13-year old boys in monkhood, so…yeah…
MurphysLaw4200 on
He seems really happy with himself.
Buffyoh on
Poland?
woolsocksandsandals on
Jesus! That’s a big penis.
moranya1 on
They should make a documentary about this well hung savior…. Could call it “The Passion of the Christ”
bewbsnbeer on
Divine boner
ItsSignalsJerry_ on
Reserection.
neonphoenix09 on
Are those the Lord’s abs, or is he just happy to see me?
IrrelevantPuppy on
“”You know what abs look like right?”
“Yeah sure”
Zagzak on
“Jesus Christ, that’s a big dick!”
“Why thank you.”
Mediocre-Warning8201 on
What might be an excuseto draw Mary’s pussy? And yes, I am partly serious. Her virginity has been such an important part of our doctrine that not representing her hymen is weird.
Houtaku on
He has a very Joey Tribbiani ‘how *you* doin’?’ look.
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The ol’ flip and tuck. Just without the tuck part
Put that thing away! *Jesus*!
He was well hung.
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Oh, Jesus…
Nice cock, bro
He’s hung like this!
So they pulled down his pants.
Boner Jesus is watching you masturbate.
He IS happy to see you
r/mildlypenis
He has arisen.
This is heretical. Jesus was circumcised.
I think the artist misinterpreted “Jesus was hung on a cross”.
Choade Jesus
Classic ‘infected bellybutton’
r/mildlypenis
It’s called a San Damiano Cross if you guys are wondering
That ain’t right, bro…
Probably turned on from the little shoulder rub he seems to be getting
Every dude, at some point in his life, has to go with the waistband method.
Now we know why he was knocking over all those tables. Clearly accidental.
That is a lovely looking dick
Jesus had the looks of a human being after all. /s
Weird, I thought Jesus was circumcised.
Cross Fit
Well, a lot of early medieval paintings were made by 13-year old boys in monkhood, so…yeah…
He seems really happy with himself.
Poland?
Jesus! That’s a big penis.
They should make a documentary about this well hung savior…. Could call it “The Passion of the Christ”
Divine boner
Reserection.
Are those the Lord’s abs, or is he just happy to see me?
“”You know what abs look like right?”
“Yeah sure”
“Jesus Christ, that’s a big dick!”
“Why thank you.”
What might be an excuseto draw Mary’s pussy? And yes, I am partly serious. Her virginity has been such an important part of our doctrine that not representing her hymen is weird.
He has a very Joey Tribbiani ‘how *you* doin’?’ look.