“My da has got me worried, I think he’s going soft.
There’s half a ton of fertilizer stored up in our loft.
Are you gonna be a farmer da? I asked him just for fun.
He said don’t be an eejit, pass the coffee grinder, son.”
Amitius on
Mongolian when river fishes start speaking Vietnamese.
 British red coat when the grass starts speaking Zulu while the mountains speak Afrikaans.
 Russian and American when the rock starts speaking Afghan.
HeavyCruiserSalem on
Soviets when apartments start speaking Hungarian
urbanmember on
Germans when their politicians start speaking austrian.
identified_meat on
Libyans when the Toyotas start speaking Chadian French
Soviets and Americans when the caves start speaking Pashto
Iraqis when the roads start speaking Teenage Dirtbag
Russians when the apartments start speaking Chechen
French when the hills start speaking German
Chinese when the hills start speaking Chinese
Lord_Parbr on
Seamus Finnegan O’Shaughnessy, you were Irish the whole time!?
HyxNess on
Byzantines when the hills start speaking bulgarian
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Russians when their subordinates start speaking Ukrainian
TEHYJ2006 on
As an English speaker I wonder what language the Irish use
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Romans when the trees starts speaking german
“My da has got me worried, I think he’s going soft.
There’s half a ton of fertilizer stored up in our loft.
Are you gonna be a farmer da? I asked him just for fun.
He said don’t be an eejit, pass the coffee grinder, son.”
Mongolian when river fishes start speaking Vietnamese.
 British red coat when the grass starts speaking Zulu while the mountains speak Afrikaans.
 Russian and American when the rock starts speaking Afghan.
Soviets when apartments start speaking Hungarian
Germans when their politicians start speaking austrian.
Libyans when the Toyotas start speaking Chadian French
Soviets and Americans when the caves start speaking Pashto
Iraqis when the roads start speaking Teenage Dirtbag
Russians when the apartments start speaking Chechen
French when the hills start speaking German
Chinese when the hills start speaking Chinese
Seamus Finnegan O’Shaughnessy, you were Irish the whole time!?
Byzantines when the hills start speaking bulgarian
Russians when their subordinates start speaking Ukrainian
As an English speaker I wonder what language the Irish use
Germans when the dead bodies speak