The fuck they are they eat other animals they will commit canabalism they are far from a peaceful animal
No-Deal8956 on
Now you do.
Sherlockian_Whimsy on
Don’t play dumb. You know what you did, and you know you deserve it. The hippos won’t forget, either. Elephants remind them.
And hippos never forgive.
General_Alduin on
Oh no, they do. Get too close and they will rip you in half. They’re one of the most aggressive animals on earth and have like the highest kill count
xprorangerx on
You can certainly test out the hate theory by visiting Africa and stand very close to a pod lol.
ParticularAd8919 on
Even when they’re toothless like baby Moo Deng they’ll keep trying to bite you lol
Sanguine_times on
That’s not fair. Hippos don’t just hate you, they hate everyone equally. Like me. And geese.
WanderingArtist_77 on
Easter-Raptor on
Elephants think you are cute
davidolson22 on
Mosquitos are the most dangerous
Biscuits4u2 on
Hippos are not strict herbivores. They will eat meat, including other hippos.
Biabolical on
Hippos are like one big “Fuck you” in animal form. They’re deadlier than any other animal (malaria-carrying mosquitoes aside) but they don’t actually eat meat, they just kill because fuck you. They’re made of so much raw muscle that they’re not buoyant, but they live in rivers anyway. They literally can’t swim, but just charge around underwater like submerged bulldozer when they need to get from one shallow spot to another. On land at least they’re ponderously slow… psych, they can run at about 20MPH/32KPH, because once more, fuck you.
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Average vegan crossfitter.
Buffalo and elephants will wreck you too
The fuck they are they eat other animals they will commit canabalism they are far from a peaceful animal
Now you do.
Don’t play dumb. You know what you did, and you know you deserve it. The hippos won’t forget, either. Elephants remind them.
And hippos never forgive.
Oh no, they do. Get too close and they will rip you in half. They’re one of the most aggressive animals on earth and have like the highest kill count
You can certainly test out the hate theory by visiting Africa and stand very close to a pod lol.
Even when they’re toothless like baby Moo Deng they’ll keep trying to bite you lol
That’s not fair. Hippos don’t just hate you, they hate everyone equally. Like me. And geese.
Elephants think you are cute
Mosquitos are the most dangerous
Hippos are not strict herbivores. They will eat meat, including other hippos.
Hippos are like one big “Fuck you” in animal form. They’re deadlier than any other animal (malaria-carrying mosquitoes aside) but they don’t actually eat meat, they just kill because fuck you. They’re made of so much raw muscle that they’re not buoyant, but they live in rivers anyway. They literally can’t swim, but just charge around underwater like submerged bulldozer when they need to get from one shallow spot to another. On land at least they’re ponderously slow… psych, they can run at about 20MPH/32KPH, because once more, fuck you.
They ate us cuz they hate us