Personal Hygiene Upon Request

    by kalmanator87

    47 Comments

    1. ShadowCaster0476 on

      “Reliable access to pharmaceuticals” got me.

      And 43… maybe the bags under her eyes are 43.

    2. SpaceRangerWoody on

      *”I’m 30 days clean now. Taking a shower every day was hard…it’s a good thing I had meth to get me through it.”*

    3. IonizedRadiation32 on

      “personal hygene upon request” is, honestly, more than some people are willing to offer

    4. This is good! Got me, bit by bit. On my mini I never bothered looking at the old lady. Started reading … oh that’s not good, then children of OTHER inmates, and outside of pub hours! Ok. I get it, then look at the picture! Funny!
      Misspelled literasy? And the ultimate, put any child to sleep!
      Clever and funny!

    5. Damn, she sounds more like wife material. Of course if we have kids, I’m not letting her watch them.

    6. If it wasn’t for the line about having “basic literasy” skills I wouldn’t be 100% certain this was fake. That one was a little too on the nose. A few of the other lines are pretty telling too, but that one made it a certainty.

    7. SearchingForanSEJob on

      When she talks about “pharmaceuticals” and “first aid” she means she can administer IV heroin.

    8. MyDarlingCaptHolt on

      Is she available this afternoon? I got to get my nails done

      /Moms in my rural area

    9. >I am available outside of the regular pub hours

      So only available when the pub is closed? Strangely, I feel like this is the most honest resume I’ve ever seen.

    10. Awkward_Opposite5538 on

      Reliable access to pharmaceuticals is an interesting way to say you have a drug problem.

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