Almost 30 year old sealed Miracle whip I use as a paper weight.

    by Aarionwashere

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    1. Your jar of ancient mayo is going to be the downfall of humanity. Who knows what blight against life is festering in that innocuous jar… My god I hope we never find out

    2. Oh man I’d be so afraid of knocking it off the desk by accident and unleashing a stink that’ll never air out

    3. unpaid_overtime on

      That’s perfect for home defense. If you chuck it at someone hard enough to break it, even if you miss, I guarantee they’re not going to hang around.

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