Wait until they find out about my 10,000 hours in Dota
send-me-panties-pics on
Slight exaggeration…
elovesya on
That’s a broad generalization
def_tom on
I’ve got 4000+ in Destiny 2 alone…
One at a time, ladies.
The_Returned_Lich on
Nobody who uses the word ‘bodies’ to refer to past partners should ever be listened to for advice on dating under any circumstances.
Interesting-Meat-835 on
If a girl have 200 previous partners I will be impressed.
5 or 6 is fine. 20 or 30 then I would question her taste of man. 100 and I would consider her a sort of transcendent.
Eaglethornsen on
Ha me and runescape. Who knew teenage me was actually killing it?
vikingesque on
200? I’ll be in my bunk.
MrLambNugget on
Yeah and watching 200+ hours of series, movies and videos is so much better and more productive
Suspicious-Fox- on
Comparable to 200+ hours bingewatching streams/tv or spendi on phone deadscrolling social media.
SooperFunk on
Rookie numbers 😆
aagloworks on
+7800 in WOW
Rolandscythe on
…I dunno I feel a girl hiding 200 bodies somewhere is a little bit more of a concern.
SkeggiEgg on
Only 200+ hours? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
I_Ate_My_Own_Skull on
200 hours? Bitch, please. I’ve played Runescape since 2004. My playtime is measured in YEARS.
Competitive-Yard-442 on
Fear? Frankly 200 hours in a game is not the same as killing 200 people in real life. This tweet is like the Instagram model/CoD soldier meme
Secret-Put-4525 on
Wait. So woman math, sleeping with someone=playing an hour of zelda?
natholin on
Only 200 hours?
nurpleclamps on
You can avoid women that aren’t interested in video games if you’re a little more selective. If a women reacts negatively to you enjoying games just don’t call her any more. It’s simple. Lots of women actually play games now.
ktsb on
She fears commitmentÂ
No_Party5870 on
you only need to get tested after finding out one of these though.
Devil2960 on
So… No reaction then?
Fun-Sugar-394 on
That’s a lie, I’d be far more impressed by 200 partners than 200 hours in a game
Page_Of_Heart on
I have 400+ hours in stardew
Luwe95 on
200? Those are rookie numbers. You need to pump those numbers up
Jeoshua on
Honestly, no. 200 hours is nothing, that’s just having played an open world game from start to finish, a month or two of gaming. 200 “bodies” is years and years of dedication to sleeping around.
shittymcdoodoo on
That person probably spends all day watching tik tok on her phone and doesn’t see the irony. It’s no different than binge watching a TV series except the video game at least challenges your brain
Many-Concentrate-491 on
200? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
thepetoctopus on
Isn’t 200+ hours pretty standard for a good run or two of any game? Idk how many hours I have on BG3 at this point but I know Breath of the Wild is in the thousands since I played before bed for years.
Sevenonmymind on
No way i got 20k in warface, 5k in cs and 3k in pubg 💀💀💀💀💀💀
imfoneman on
I’ve never heard of anyone catching a VD/STD from playing video games…200 bodies, on the other hand….
dravenonred on
Sooo….none?
Thank fuck we collectively grew up, amirite?
ProblemEmotional6791 on
Nice, that’s 10% of my Time on CS
yashua1992 on
8K on Dota2. I am married tho idk if it counts.
OldKingClancey on
I’ve played Dark Souls, so I know what it’s like to get fucked 200 times.
DemonKingFukai on
Only pedophiles care about a woman’s body count.
Significant_Tough751 on
Me as a female gamer… what does this mean for us?
FenriX89 on
For equality, we’ve idiots on both sides! It seems fair! If a woman can be stupid enough to judge someone by its hours of gameplay a man can be stupid enough to judge someone by its body count.
roasted_nuts212 on
200hrs? My god I’m the equivalent of a gaming whore
calgy on
200 hours… like in a month, surely.
Echo_XB3 on
So how bad would over 1500 hours be??
GoTragedy on
It’s not a question of whether I have 200+ hours in a video game.. It’s a question of how many games I have 200+ hours in.
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Wait until they find out about my 10,000 hours in Dota
Slight exaggeration…
That’s a broad generalization
I’ve got 4000+ in Destiny 2 alone…
One at a time, ladies.
Nobody who uses the word ‘bodies’ to refer to past partners should ever be listened to for advice on dating under any circumstances.
If a girl have 200 previous partners I will be impressed.
5 or 6 is fine. 20 or 30 then I would question her taste of man. 100 and I would consider her a sort of transcendent.
Ha me and runescape. Who knew teenage me was actually killing it?
200? I’ll be in my bunk.
Yeah and watching 200+ hours of series, movies and videos is so much better and more productive
Comparable to 200+ hours bingewatching streams/tv or spendi on phone deadscrolling social media.
Rookie numbers 😆
+7800 in WOW
…I dunno I feel a girl hiding 200 bodies somewhere is a little bit more of a concern.
Only 200+ hours? Those are rookie numbers. You gotta pump those numbers up.
200 hours? Bitch, please. I’ve played Runescape since 2004. My playtime is measured in YEARS.
Fear? Frankly 200 hours in a game is not the same as killing 200 people in real life. This tweet is like the Instagram model/CoD soldier meme
Wait. So woman math, sleeping with someone=playing an hour of zelda?
Only 200 hours?
You can avoid women that aren’t interested in video games if you’re a little more selective. If a women reacts negatively to you enjoying games just don’t call her any more. It’s simple. Lots of women actually play games now.
She fears commitmentÂ
you only need to get tested after finding out one of these though.
So… No reaction then?
That’s a lie, I’d be far more impressed by 200 partners than 200 hours in a game
I have 400+ hours in stardew
200? Those are rookie numbers. You need to pump those numbers up
Honestly, no. 200 hours is nothing, that’s just having played an open world game from start to finish, a month or two of gaming. 200 “bodies” is years and years of dedication to sleeping around.
That person probably spends all day watching tik tok on her phone and doesn’t see the irony. It’s no different than binge watching a TV series except the video game at least challenges your brain
200? 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Isn’t 200+ hours pretty standard for a good run or two of any game? Idk how many hours I have on BG3 at this point but I know Breath of the Wild is in the thousands since I played before bed for years.
No way i got 20k in warface, 5k in cs and 3k in pubg 💀💀💀💀💀💀
I’ve never heard of anyone catching a VD/STD from playing video games…200 bodies, on the other hand….
Sooo….none?
Thank fuck we collectively grew up, amirite?
Nice, that’s 10% of my Time on CS
8K on Dota2. I am married tho idk if it counts.
I’ve played Dark Souls, so I know what it’s like to get fucked 200 times.
Only pedophiles care about a woman’s body count.
Me as a female gamer… what does this mean for us?
For equality, we’ve idiots on both sides! It seems fair! If a woman can be stupid enough to judge someone by its hours of gameplay a man can be stupid enough to judge someone by its body count.
200hrs? My god I’m the equivalent of a gaming whore
200 hours… like in a month, surely.
So how bad would over 1500 hours be??
It’s not a question of whether I have 200+ hours in a video game.. It’s a question of how many games I have 200+ hours in.
It’s a lot.
Elicits. Not Illicits.