I bought it just cause one day and I’m like “this shit taste like the carton it comes out of”
theblackchin on
The texture of coconut water is just… wrong
not_doing_that on
If you buy the wrong brand it tastes like sploot 🤢
WinterNoah on
Coconut water is tolerable when cut with pineapple juice beside that it’s…it’s just undrinkable
load_em_glutes on
Coconut water straight from the coconut is delicious IMO. The prepackaged one is nasty 🤮
dragonfuitjones on
If it’s not pink, don’t buy it. Harmless Harvest is the one
theavamillerofficial on
It’s gross but I feel better enough after drinking it that I can get over the taste.
JohnnySack45 on
I like it but everyone is entitled to their own preferences
EllisDee3 on
I like it.
epidemicsaints on
It tastes like someone else’s spit. I am not paying to drink backwash, sorry. If you are tasting something else enjoy but NO THX.
gordonpamsey on
What the hell is this slander? Coconut water is great you guys literally have not tried enough brands. I have only ever had one brand I thought was gross and it was Harvest.
_HowVery on
Gotta drink it ice cold, the one with pineapple juice or the pressed version are the best to start with. I also like the big cans you’ll get from the gas station or the Spanish market that has coconut chunks in it
BQE2473 on
Yup, That shit taste like some nasty wet-marinated, coconut-flavored cardboard!
OneFootTitan on
I grew up in Southeast Asia drinking fresh coconut. The only good coconut water you can get that even tastes like that is Harmless Harvest. Everything else tastes so processed
CarbyMcBagel on
It tastes like armpits.
ThisNameDoesntCount on
Fuckin Dasani is better than coconut water
GreedyWarlord on
Certain brands are amazing and other brands taste like cum water mixed with cardboard.
throwaway091238744 on
yall big trippin.
vita coco hittin
wicodly on
It’ll make a mean smoothie or açaí bowl. Outside of that it tastes like bleh mixed with texture
AngelsLoveDisasters on
Somebody needs to find that tweet that says coconut water tastes like someone else gargled it first
123qwet12 on
My only memory of coconut water is my dad insisting I drink it to stop vomiting after I got food poisoning off an apple and then immediately violently vomiting the second it touched my stomach
FrumpusMaximus on
id rather open a big ass coconut with a machete than drink that packaged garbage
cherryreddracula on
Has to be straight from the coconut. Nothing else comes close IMO.
Probably_A_Variant on
Coconut water taste like it’s been in somebody else’s mouth
Cheefnuggs on
You need to get the shit in the cans. The watered down shit like vitacoco is gross.
yesdamnit on
Pink Coconut water or bust
Bunnnnii on
I’ve never found it good. I’m hesitant about any “flavored” water.
TheSpiralTap on
And while we are at it, coco nut milk sure the fuck does not taste like regular milk. I am lactose intolerant and would rather blow up a bathroom after a bowl of cereal than to fall for that trickery twice.
French_Taylor on
I’m glad that I’m not the only one that thinks coconut water is two packs of ass. Thank you.
Patrice_Ewans on
Cold coconut water is amazing yall trippin.
DIRTYWIZARD_69 on
What are some good ones to try?
Aggravating-Salt-785 on
AND MATCHA
WiFiGemini on
What brand tho
mroblivian on
Young coconut is good. The other coconut like this 🥥 is booty cheeks. Most bottled coconut water taste not very good except for the harvest brand
One-Bit-7320 on
The brand does matter.
The Trader Joe’s Coconut water in the clear bottle that’s a little pink…that’s the one
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I bought it just cause one day and I’m like “this shit taste like the carton it comes out of”
The texture of coconut water is just… wrong
If you buy the wrong brand it tastes like sploot 🤢
Coconut water is tolerable when cut with pineapple juice beside that it’s…it’s just undrinkable
Coconut water straight from the coconut is delicious IMO. The prepackaged one is nasty 🤮
If it’s not pink, don’t buy it. Harmless Harvest is the one
It’s gross but I feel better enough after drinking it that I can get over the taste.
I like it but everyone is entitled to their own preferences
I like it.
It tastes like someone else’s spit. I am not paying to drink backwash, sorry. If you are tasting something else enjoy but NO THX.
What the hell is this slander? Coconut water is great you guys literally have not tried enough brands. I have only ever had one brand I thought was gross and it was Harvest.
Gotta drink it ice cold, the one with pineapple juice or the pressed version are the best to start with. I also like the big cans you’ll get from the gas station or the Spanish market that has coconut chunks in it
Yup, That shit taste like some nasty wet-marinated, coconut-flavored cardboard!
I grew up in Southeast Asia drinking fresh coconut. The only good coconut water you can get that even tastes like that is Harmless Harvest. Everything else tastes so processed
It tastes like armpits.
Fuckin Dasani is better than coconut water
Certain brands are amazing and other brands taste like cum water mixed with cardboard.
yall big trippin.
vita coco hittin
It’ll make a mean smoothie or açaí bowl. Outside of that it tastes like bleh mixed with texture
Somebody needs to find that tweet that says coconut water tastes like someone else gargled it first
My only memory of coconut water is my dad insisting I drink it to stop vomiting after I got food poisoning off an apple and then immediately violently vomiting the second it touched my stomach
id rather open a big ass coconut with a machete than drink that packaged garbage
Has to be straight from the coconut. Nothing else comes close IMO.
Coconut water taste like it’s been in somebody else’s mouth
You need to get the shit in the cans. The watered down shit like vitacoco is gross.
Pink Coconut water or bust
I’ve never found it good. I’m hesitant about any “flavored” water.
And while we are at it, coco nut milk sure the fuck does not taste like regular milk. I am lactose intolerant and would rather blow up a bathroom after a bowl of cereal than to fall for that trickery twice.
I’m glad that I’m not the only one that thinks coconut water is two packs of ass. Thank you.
Cold coconut water is amazing yall trippin.
What are some good ones to try?
AND MATCHA
What brand tho
Young coconut is good. The other coconut like this 🥥 is booty cheeks. Most bottled coconut water taste not very good except for the harvest brand
The brand does matter.
The Trader Joe’s Coconut water in the clear bottle that’s a little pink…that’s the one