frightened by the idea of a toilet being able to give me a full enema
ServiceBaby on
Time to power wash the bootyhole!
PetroMan43 on
Seriously how does the enema thing work? It can’t insert anything so it must be a high powered jet of water? Can water externally really shoot up your butt without splashing all over?
I guess it works but it seems like there is so much room for error
ggrieves on
The other ones are butts, so the female one is a vulva?
EDIT, yeah the icon, sorta reminds me of an old time euphemism, the “nun in a habit”
-Dean-- on
So clean you can eat off it
zombieblackbird on
New phobia unlocked…. failed/malfunctioning bidet
glorious_reptile on
thought it said volvo
bokodasu on
I started to say hey, that looks like a much fancier version of my toilet and then I saw the brand – it is indeed a fancier version of my toilet. You can get them in the US!
Swanky-Badger on
Set it to the coldest and highest pressure to ruin the next persons day.
imlittlebit91 on
I thought they were exaggerating on cars 2…wow.
noronto on
How do I clean my dick hole?
MurkDiesel on
so medium – low – high – dry?
monkeyhind on
I’m reminded of that sign in “2001” on how to use a zero-gravity toilet.
deusasclepian on
I’m surprised it has english. I was in japan recently and all the panels looked like this, but 100% japanese. I kept having to pull out my phone and use the google translate app just to figure out how to use the bidet and flush the toilet.
InterestingTwist102 on
Hi, how long does it take to dry when you use the “dry” function please?
lowtoiletsitter on
I wonder what the Rhythm function feels like
iDontRememberCorn on
It’s missing the fake bathroom sounds to cover the actual bathroom sounds. The Japanese are NOT ok with toots.
banjodoctor on
I used one of these. After I was done it made a playlist based on my choices.
GreenWeenie1965 on
Mind boggling! Couple of drinks and it would be like… WTF???
Side track… Get retrofit bidet attachments for you residential bathrooms.
Wash your privates, then wash your hands in the sink.
You’re welcome!
Lady_Minuit on
Not sure what the feminine wash drawing represents, I guess they never seen a vulva 😂
Nearby_Ad157 on
Man. I could blast to the moon and with a nasa toilet computer like that.
DannyB1aze on
Most people here have never experienced the glory and power that is a bidet and it shows.
blue_flavored_pasta on
It was a dream. I miss Tokyo. My bidet just isn’t nearly as nice.
Devoidofimagination on
What’s a guy gotta do to get his balls washed around here?
ogrefab on
Needs a voice activation for stop. What if I can’t reach the button while getting an enema?
Typhlo_32 on
I go to Japan next May and I’ve never even used a bidet before. This scares me as an American lol.
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1 rhythmic enema please. thank you.
frightened by the idea of a toilet being able to give me a full enema
Time to power wash the bootyhole!
Seriously how does the enema thing work? It can’t insert anything so it must be a high powered jet of water? Can water externally really shoot up your butt without splashing all over?
I guess it works but it seems like there is so much room for error
The other ones are butts, so the female one is a vulva?
EDIT, yeah the icon, sorta reminds me of an old time euphemism, the “nun in a habit”
So clean you can eat off it
New phobia unlocked…. failed/malfunctioning bidet
thought it said volvo
I started to say hey, that looks like a much fancier version of my toilet and then I saw the brand – it is indeed a fancier version of my toilet. You can get them in the US!
Set it to the coldest and highest pressure to ruin the next persons day.
I thought they were exaggerating on cars 2…wow.
How do I clean my dick hole?
so medium – low – high – dry?
I’m reminded of that sign in “2001” on how to use a zero-gravity toilet.
I’m surprised it has english. I was in japan recently and all the panels looked like this, but 100% japanese. I kept having to pull out my phone and use the google translate app just to figure out how to use the bidet and flush the toilet.
Hi, how long does it take to dry when you use the “dry” function please?
I wonder what the Rhythm function feels like
It’s missing the fake bathroom sounds to cover the actual bathroom sounds. The Japanese are NOT ok with toots.
I used one of these. After I was done it made a playlist based on my choices.
Mind boggling! Couple of drinks and it would be like… WTF???
Side track… Get retrofit bidet attachments for you residential bathrooms.
Wash your privates, then wash your hands in the sink.
You’re welcome!
Not sure what the feminine wash drawing represents, I guess they never seen a vulva 😂
Man. I could blast to the moon and with a nasa toilet computer like that.
Most people here have never experienced the glory and power that is a bidet and it shows.
It was a dream. I miss Tokyo. My bidet just isn’t nearly as nice.
What’s a guy gotta do to get his balls washed around here?
Needs a voice activation for stop. What if I can’t reach the button while getting an enema?
I go to Japan next May and I’ve never even used a bidet before. This scares me as an American lol.
ENEMA setting??
I don’t want to do enema