He lived alone until the age of 30, at which point he got magic powers, became immortal and started hunting billionaires.
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I’m sure something out there is destined for you, my friend.
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None of the offspring of the other two snails, who were named Lefty and Tomeu, were left-coiled (Lefty was a pet snail of a woman from Ipswich, UK, and Tomeu was discovered in Majorca, Spain, about to become someone’s dinner). Lefty was sent home, they kept Tomeu, who later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring. Jeremy passed away in 2017 at the age of 2 years, before his offspring had the chance to hatch.
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Was separating the two candidates not an option?
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I know how it feels, Jeremy…
He was the loneliest snail in the world 🙁
Jeremy has spoken…spoken…
He was the best man at our wedding, Sharon…
damn you, Sharon!
Me and you aren’t so different Jeremy. 🥲
I’m sorry, but that last sentence made me spit my coffee out.
Fun fact : You would think that a snail without a shell would move that bit faster, but it’s actually more sluggish..
Should we not be celebrating the other two? I feel like they had similar journeys to Jeremy and finally got some, too
Yes it’s true. I’m jeremy
People with a heart will be pleased to know that, although Jeremy passed on later that year, there is a happy ending….
https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2017/10/13/557652159/jeremy-the-lonely-left-twisting-snail-dies-but-knows-love-before-the-end
What, a snail threesome isn’t an option? A little Plan à trois d’escargots.
With a little snail grease this could be a Hallmark© movie. 2 women are approached by a matchmaker to be possible partners for a odd but handsome bachelor, only to fall in love with each other. Jeremy’s ok tho, he sells his 80 trillion dollar company to save Christmas or something and finds love.
Jeremy spoke in claaaaaaaaaasssss todaayyyyy
Ah the Reddit user of the animal world
He lived alone until the age of 30, at which point he got magic powers, became immortal and started hunting billionaires.
I’m sure something out there is destined for you, my friend.
None of the offspring of the other two snails, who were named Lefty and Tomeu, were left-coiled (Lefty was a pet snail of a woman from Ipswich, UK, and Tomeu was discovered in Majorca, Spain, about to become someone’s dinner). Lefty was sent home, they kept Tomeu, who later mated with Jeremy, producing 56 offspring. Jeremy passed away in 2017 at the age of 2 years, before his offspring had the chance to hatch.
[Here’s the rest of the story. ](https://www.nytimes.com/2017/10/12/science/jeremy-lefty-snail.html)
This becomes a b’way play in 3..2…
F
I’d I were, a slug boy
Maybe Jermey was the problem.
Wait, why did they put all in 1 pen??? It was about Jeremy, not hoping for a threesome!? :< poor guy.
Poor bugger. He’s gonna end up jerking off like the rest of us.
(cue Pearl Jam) Jeremy’s pulling…his cooooock today…
It was righteous to ignore Jeremy.
Damn. Little did I know I was just like Jeremy all along.
wait so they found a male and a female to mate with him? Why did they find the male to begin with? Emotional support?
I guess the other snails were looking for someone under 32 and christian.
Wouldn’t the two candidates be female?
You know, I’m somewhat of a Jeremy myself