The serving size for this pizza is 1/9. As if I were going to cut a pizza into an odd number of slices

1/9th may be accurate per slice if you cut the pizza into 8 slices and don’t eat the crusts. 

cut the pizza into 18 slices and eat 2 of them

Cut it tavern style?

In 9 parts? Easy! two parallel horizontal and two parallel vertical lines. 9 parts.

I know it can be done (math perfection be damned) but I can’t recall EVER seeing a pizza sliced into 1/3rds and then cut again such way to make the 9 slices

Sure, 9 slices is weird, but holy fuck that’s a 3000 kcal pizza, and that ingredient list is -wayyyy- too long. 

That’s a ‘uge fuggin pizza though so it makes sense. One serving at 132 grams x 9 servings means that pizza clocks in at over a kilo. That. Is. Thicc.

Is this Chuck E Cheese pizza. They have 9 slice pies 😂😂

The serving size of typical cereal are 4 spoons…