Sir, how many drinks would you say you’ve had tonight?
No_Balls_01 on
The way that stems leans into the camera is… unsettling.
information_abyss on
I’m a man, not a number!
jarchack on
Ohio policemen finally take down the great pumpkin. Linus van Pelt suing police station
dewittless on
It ate EVERYONE, STUPID!
unl1988 on
slow night in Bay Village . . . .
thewildbeej on
There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
Rolandscythe on
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!’
Strict1yBusiness on
Just Halloween things.
comfortablybot on
Reminds me of Pink Floyd’s inflatable pig that got away in London.
rightious on
Y’all have no idea how much shit this officer is going to get for the rest of his career for this.
Ronjohnturbo42 on
Last day before retirement and an inflatable pumpkin ate your husband
lynivvinyl on
I really can’t believe they didn’t shoot it or stab it.
Trollercoaster101 on
We joked for decades about how it was unreal for a snorlax to block the road while sleeping…
Zalia_Graves on
Did anyone else at first think that was a big flying boob?
urbanek2525 on
Gibs rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Even a little bit knife makes short work of that pumpkin.
Hwy39 on
They should have just bought out their Tommy Guns and filled it full of lead
CanaDoug420 on
“Attack on an officer” and then they unload several clips into it
saveourplanetrecycle on
Attack of the Jack-o’-lantern 🎃
angstt on
“It was comin’ right at me!” BLAM BLAM
SkullRunner on
So…. how many times did they shoot it for resisting the officer?
Or was it too light on their chart of “possible threats” colors?
Koolest_Kat on
Haha!!
I bought one of those giant inflatable beach balls once. Aired it up at the local Tom Thumb, rolled it a block or two to the beach. Played with it for about 5 or so minutes then the wind just pushed it down the beach knocking down umbrellas, people, canopies, you name it. We tried to chase it but……
I promptly went back to the condo for the rest of the day….
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STOP RESISTING! SHOT FIRED!…OFFICER DOWN!
Attack of the killer tomatoes vibes….
“PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD AND LIE DOWN!”
“I SAID PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD!”
“HE’S CHARGING!!”
*BANG*
Sir, how many drinks would you say you’ve had tonight?
The way that stems leans into the camera is… unsettling.
I’m a man, not a number!
Ohio policemen finally take down the great pumpkin. Linus van Pelt suing police station
It ate EVERYONE, STUPID!
slow night in Bay Village . . . .
There are three things that I’ve learned never to discuss with people: religion, politics, and the Great Pumpkin.
‘It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown!’
Just Halloween things.
Reminds me of Pink Floyd’s inflatable pig that got away in London.
Y’all have no idea how much shit this officer is going to get for the rest of his career for this.
Last day before retirement and an inflatable pumpkin ate your husband
I really can’t believe they didn’t shoot it or stab it.
We joked for decades about how it was unreal for a snorlax to block the road while sleeping…
Did anyone else at first think that was a big flying boob?
Gibs rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife.
Even a little bit knife makes short work of that pumpkin.
They should have just bought out their Tommy Guns and filled it full of lead
“Attack on an officer” and then they unload several clips into it
Attack of the Jack-o’-lantern 🎃
“It was comin’ right at me!” BLAM BLAM
So…. how many times did they shoot it for resisting the officer?
Or was it too light on their chart of “possible threats” colors?
Haha!!
I bought one of those giant inflatable beach balls once. Aired it up at the local Tom Thumb, rolled it a block or two to the beach. Played with it for about 5 or so minutes then the wind just pushed it down the beach knocking down umbrellas, people, canopies, you name it. We tried to chase it but……
I promptly went back to the condo for the rest of the day….
Are we talking [The Prisoner](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rover_(The_Prisoner))? Or [Woody’s big boob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr7ZWJJdPV8)?
I grew up in Bay Village – this would make headlines there
The pumpkins smash back
Pumkinhead is back!
A South Park reimagining would be perfect
He wanted to shoot it so bad
Im impressed that he didnt shoot it
Somebody’s been doing a lot of holiday prep.
and if he inflated it with his mouth instead of a pump, he’s a hero.
And that’s why I am requesting an F22 Raptor be added to the force.
Jack: Why don’t you go catch real criminals?
What’s the charge? Being a pumpkin, a succulent, runaway pumpkin?
Escaped from the island, obv.
https://prisoner.fandom.com/wiki/Rover
I honestly expected a dozen cars either side unloading clips into it (and the cars opposite).
Gun crazed America – you have disappointed me.
Imagine that catching a strong wind current and ending up in the skies over China sparking an international incident.
Surprised there wasn’t any gunfire involved.
“Bad Boys. Bad Boys. What choo gonna dooo? What choo gonna dooo when they come for yoooou?”
DONT TAZE ME BRO