Bobdole3737 on October 15, 2024 12:49 am I*nclude the built in Penis extender Vacuum Pump, and you’ve got a deal!!!*
GiftCardFromGawd on October 15, 2024 1:03 am Measurements are in “inches” to inflate the ego. I’m BUYIN’!
FlurrySilhouetteX on October 15, 2024 1:07 am Let me know if this fits your style or if you’d like a different take
Flashy_Narwhal9362 on October 15, 2024 1:33 am Those numbers look like they’re too far apart for a real tape measure.
jw8533 on October 15, 2024 2:00 am 9 fourths of an inch doesn’t sound any better than the usual way of expressing it
Dixiehusker on October 15, 2024 3:03 am Okay, but why does it go all the way to 8? That’s like, 5 extra numbers than anyone needs.
AmericanKamikaze on October 15, 2024 4:21 am I’m sorry to the poor woman at eye level with that after a 10 hr day in the heat on a job site. She might never smell again.
Cokeinmynostrel on October 15, 2024 4:28 am Reminds me of these https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLEasterEggs/comments/8y69i1/the_inside_zipper_of_lucky_brand_jeans_says_lucky/
genericguysportsname on October 15, 2024 4:30 am It’s how Americans tell the temperature. Source: I’m Alaskan
The_Ballsagna on October 15, 2024 5:33 am Ha, a friend of mine in high school had a pair like this and the ruler was in inches but went 1, 2, 3, 10, 11, 12 😂
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I*nclude the built in Penis extender Vacuum Pump, and you’ve got a deal!!!*
That ruler is very conveniently not-to-scale 😂
I measure from the taint to the tip
Measurements are in “inches” to inflate the ego. I’m BUYIN’!
Let me know if this fits your style or if you’d like a different take
☠️
Those numbers look like they’re too far apart for a real tape measure.
Not for asian :))
it’s a thermometer
Good thing it’s stretchy
9 fourths of an inch doesn’t sound any better than the usual way of expressing it
Iron and Shaft?
We’ll know I’ll Haft to buy it
Why the hell does it only go up to eight dick units?
What else would it be for?
Definitely not a one size fits all
The numbers are backwards. Longest “unit” would measure 1.
Okay, but why does it go all the way to 8? That’s like, 5 extra numbers than anyone needs.
I’m sorry to the poor woman at eye level with that after a 10 hr day in the heat on a job site. She might never smell again.
Reminds me of these
https://www.reddit.com/r/IRLEasterEggs/comments/8y69i1/the_inside_zipper_of_lucky_brand_jeans_says_lucky/
It’s how Americans tell the temperature.
Source: I’m Alaskan
Ha, a friend of mine in high school had a pair like this and the ruler was in inches but went 1, 2, 3, 10, 11, 12 😂
What is the other 90% of this measure used for?
I mean their brand name is Iron Shaft