Teddy Cruuuu no one gives a shit you. Rafael your a degenerate leach
pwningrampage on
LMAO the GOP wanted trump, trump appointed Laura Trump to be in charge of the RNC. All the money is going towards trump, and they don’t have any for Rafael Cruz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
54sharks40 on
He’ll still win, probably by five points. Texans can’t help but vote against their best interests
ArmadilloDays on
Now would be a great time for McConnell to go to Cancun.
coolbaby1978 on
Maybe the people of Cancun will help you Ted.
Budget-Bench-6202 on
What a totally dysfunctional party – why would you vote for these clowns?
Jagerstang on
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Barack_Odrama_007 on
It will be a privilege for me to VOTE AGAINST THIS ASSHOLE!
I cannot wait to Yee-haw my ass to the polls and help FUCK TED UP!
jerrystrieff on
I heard Cancun is the place to go when it gets tough
TarkusLV on
Has he considered bootstraps? 🤔
Far-Trick6319 on
Mitch probably thinks his wife is too ugly.
-Words-Words-Words- on
Good.
igniteice on
Fuck off back to Canada Ted.
The_Glus on
I love this for him ♥️
jokeunai on
I think that Rafael Cruz should pull himself up by his bootstraps, obviously.
numb3r5ev3n on
He has the charisma of a week-old tuna sandwich, and it’s baffling that he’s managed to last this long, even in Texas.
Typical_Carpet_4904 on
Go crying back to Cancun, we don’t want you Ted.
unretrofiedforyou on
But knowing TX there’s still a good chance he will win
husqypit on
maybe he should’ve stuck up for Mitch. shit for that matter he should’ve stuck up for his wife lol
johanTR on
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Candid-Drink on
Has he tried pulling himself up by his bootstraps?
Pribblization on
Can we get a sad trombone for the man, fam?
oleblueeyes75 on
Thoughts and prayers, Rafael.
Rhodithas on
You know you’re a massive asshole when Mitch McConnell hates you
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Everyone hates you, Ted. Everyone.
Teddy Cruuuu no one gives a shit you. Rafael your a degenerate leach
LMAO the GOP wanted trump, trump appointed Laura Trump to be in charge of the RNC. All the money is going towards trump, and they don’t have any for Rafael Cruz 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He’ll still win, probably by five points. Texans can’t help but vote against their best interests
Now would be a great time for McConnell to go to Cancun.
Maybe the people of Cancun will help you Ted.
What a totally dysfunctional party – why would you vote for these clowns?
![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)
It will be a privilege for me to VOTE AGAINST THIS ASSHOLE!
I cannot wait to Yee-haw my ass to the polls and help FUCK TED UP!
I heard Cancun is the place to go when it gets tough
Has he considered bootstraps? 🤔
Mitch probably thinks his wife is too ugly.
Good.
Fuck off back to Canada Ted.
I love this for him ♥️
I think that Rafael Cruz should pull himself up by his bootstraps, obviously.
He has the charisma of a week-old tuna sandwich, and it’s baffling that he’s managed to last this long, even in Texas.
Go crying back to Cancun, we don’t want you Ted.
But knowing TX there’s still a good chance he will win
maybe he should’ve stuck up for Mitch. shit for that matter he should’ve stuck up for his wife lol
![gif](giphy|SsNaedY2qlI4w|downsized)
Has he tried pulling himself up by his bootstraps?
Can we get a sad trombone for the man, fam?
Thoughts and prayers, Rafael.
You know you’re a massive asshole when Mitch McConnell hates you
[Collin Allred](https://secure.actblue.com/donate/mw-allred-google-ads) has the best chance of any challenger, ever, to Cancun Cruz. Vote and donate money if you can!
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Thoughts and prayers, “let them eat cake during a snowstorm” Ted.
Fucko keeps texting me for money, which is odd since I hate him and don’t live anywhere near Texas.
I don’t care, do u?
FLUSH THE TURD
That reminds me. I need to go donate to Colin Allred right now.
Why doesn’t he reach out to his friend Trumpy?
This fills my heart with joy.
Him losing would be epic, can’t think of a worse creature
Couldn’t happen to a nicer guy.