Just follow the instructions

    by ThisGonnaHurt

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    1. I read “knife with precision” and imagined him twirling a knife and holding a damn Dell computer… work has fried my brain…

    2. Something about walking down the street with a knife, talking crazy to strangers know there’s guns out there makes him more scarier. Like he don’t know whose packing but he feels so bulletproof he doesn’t care. Nah he a anime main character.

    3. InsaneThisGuysTaint on

      A couple of years ago I saw a homeless dude casually bedazzling his machete sheath, my pace definitely got more brisk…

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    4. Captain-Spectrum on

      There’s a crazy guy like this on my street. Always screaming at cars or random homophobic shit or yelling that he’s in the Illuminati. I act like I don’t even hear him. Last week he was standing in the middle of a main road making finger guns as the cars passed by. I need to move already.

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