Whenever I see pictures of these rooms I honestly do not think I could even accomplish my task if I had to. Just fucking uncomfortable looking as hell.
atrociousxcracka on
That’s hilarious that they’re using Kodi for the porn.
At least that’s what it looks like they’re using.
jackleggjr on
Glad there’s a mirror. I like to look myself in the eye.
Also, sorry I left my clipboard on the side table. I’ll grab it next time I’m in.
razialx on
Wonder if they paid a license fee for those videos /s
Chillimaniac on
Did they at least let you dim the lights a bit, damn
ddollarsign on
What’s the sign by the sink say?
Medium-Beautiful-561 on
Aww a wholesome Korean picnic ❤️🥰
ohnojono on
I wonder how they choose the material that’s available on the TV 😆
Also curious, were there options for gay men who may want to produce a sample too? 😅
mtb443 on
“Babe why are you downloading so much porn?”
“Its for work i swear”
BattledroidE on
Didn’t have my kinks, so I just mixed some powdered sugar with water and pretended to be out of breath.
/s
jephw12 on
That’s a pretty good room. Mine was the size of a broom closet with a sink and a chair. I didn’t bother with the dvds and just used my phone.
Bahleus24 on
Well I dunno about you but I’m horny.
ImaVeganShishKebab on
Those file sizes are either compressed very well for quality or very short clips for 720p.
“I need to see their PORES for me to finish!!”
viccityguy2k on
What’s the search history on the TV!!!???
El_Mariachi_Vive on
Mine had a recliner and a urinal.
I felt like a celebrity.
DamaxXIV on
Feel like most people would just go with their phone and pull up something they know works for them, no?
poopsmog on
Taking pictures on your phone instead of getting to it, I can already see your wifes problem
garlicheesebread on
but the ambiance is impeccable 🤣
Affectionate_Walk610 on
r/malelivingspace
kfc10000 on
COLLEGE SLUT SKIPS CLASS would’ve been my choice
UnreadThisStory on
Seems like a hotel chain is missing a big target market… who needs windows and a work desk?
StrikerX1360 on
Idk what it is but seeing 9:01AM plastered on the TV next to all these titles is what cracks me up
Trollercoaster101 on
CAN’T WAIT TO CLAP MY FRIENDS BARLEY
pm_me_kitten_mittens on
Mine had a ripped “leather” chair and a very loud VCR that had one tape of rather large people. It didn’t make it any better that the wall had a cutout to the nurses that I could hear talking lol.
DudesworthMannington on
Go away, batin’!
SquabblesNQuarrels on
You have a phone, why do you need Kodi 🤭
Recentstranger on
If you knock on the wall a hand pops out to assist.
mini_herb on
Hard to tell cause it’s covered but I’m pretty sure that chair is the “Jerkmaster 3000”
5-4EqualsUnity on
I’d go for the POV outdoor picnic, personally.
TheCinemaster on
It’s so creepy how they use the most degenerate porn to use
kjyfqr on
Bro I’ve cranked it in a porta potty. You’ll do just fine
larryfkindavid on
“teen girl requests doctor to fuck her and make her pregnant”
Interesting choice for a fertility clinic. Adds a bit of pressure on the male
Tryknj99 on
How are you supposed to choose with no thumbnails?
russiandobby on
Don’t skip class ladies
CallEnvironmental902 on
no machine just porn?
Kobalt187 on
Great feeling when you find the seat is still warm from the previous depositor.
RaisingEve on
Is the remote in a plastic bag?
MADBARZ on
Nurse: And we have a wide, curated selection of videos to help you produce a sample.
*pulls out phone*
Me: I have my own curated selection of videos to work with, but thank you.
freedfg on
Something about porn titles in this professional environment feels EXTRA dirty. like okay, they’re tag words for people’s search preferences yeah yeah yeah.
but really? “FUCKING WHITE COLLEGE SLUT” and “Clapping my friend’s barely legal latina girlfriend”
azzif2slyk4u on
For baby #2 I had to do this for my wife to get IUI. Bright lights, big lazy boy covered in paper and tv. I’m still surprised I was able to finish. Had to go on Reddit NSFW instead of the tv
ItchyCartographer686 on
Men are so lucky. They just have to jerk off to test their fertility.
Magnetobama on
“Barley legal”. Weird fetish.
china_joe2 on
But did they have Back Door Sluts 9
NOT000 on
the creepiest thing u could find in there would be a security camera
comewshmybck on
Make sure you crank out two loads to make them think you’re a superhuman
Flamesparkz on
Looking at the TV and seeing “college slut skips class” made me giggle for some reason.
Taiut on
At least all the titles aren’t “amateur man self-pleasures in fertility clinic.”
wakeuplazyy on
I always forget how unhinged porn titles are when I see them out in the wild
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The selection of categories https://imgur.com/a/gIxGTBr
Whenever I see pictures of these rooms I honestly do not think I could even accomplish my task if I had to. Just fucking uncomfortable looking as hell.
That’s hilarious that they’re using Kodi for the porn.
At least that’s what it looks like they’re using.
Glad there’s a mirror. I like to look myself in the eye.
Also, sorry I left my clipboard on the side table. I’ll grab it next time I’m in.
Wonder if they paid a license fee for those videos /s
Did they at least let you dim the lights a bit, damn
What’s the sign by the sink say?
Aww a wholesome Korean picnic ❤️🥰
I wonder how they choose the material that’s available on the TV 😆
Also curious, were there options for gay men who may want to produce a sample too? 😅
“Babe why are you downloading so much porn?”
“Its for work i swear”
Didn’t have my kinks, so I just mixed some powdered sugar with water and pretended to be out of breath.
/s
That’s a pretty good room. Mine was the size of a broom closet with a sink and a chair. I didn’t bother with the dvds and just used my phone.
Well I dunno about you but I’m horny.
Those file sizes are either compressed very well for quality or very short clips for 720p.
“I need to see their PORES for me to finish!!”
What’s the search history on the TV!!!???
Mine had a recliner and a urinal.
I felt like a celebrity.
Feel like most people would just go with their phone and pull up something they know works for them, no?
Taking pictures on your phone instead of getting to it, I can already see your wifes problem
but the ambiance is impeccable 🤣
r/malelivingspace
COLLEGE SLUT SKIPS CLASS would’ve been my choice
Seems like a hotel chain is missing a big target market… who needs windows and a work desk?
Idk what it is but seeing 9:01AM plastered on the TV next to all these titles is what cracks me up
CAN’T WAIT TO CLAP MY FRIENDS BARLEY
Mine had a ripped “leather” chair and a very loud VCR that had one tape of rather large people. It didn’t make it any better that the wall had a cutout to the nurses that I could hear talking lol.
Go away, batin’!
You have a phone, why do you need Kodi 🤭
If you knock on the wall a hand pops out to assist.
Hard to tell cause it’s covered but I’m pretty sure that chair is the “Jerkmaster 3000”
I’d go for the POV outdoor picnic, personally.
It’s so creepy how they use the most degenerate porn to use
Bro I’ve cranked it in a porta potty. You’ll do just fine
“teen girl requests doctor to fuck her and make her pregnant”
Interesting choice for a fertility clinic. Adds a bit of pressure on the male
How are you supposed to choose with no thumbnails?
Don’t skip class ladies
no machine just porn?
Great feeling when you find the seat is still warm from the previous depositor.
Is the remote in a plastic bag?
Nurse: And we have a wide, curated selection of videos to help you produce a sample.
*pulls out phone*
Me: I have my own curated selection of videos to work with, but thank you.
Something about porn titles in this professional environment feels EXTRA dirty. like okay, they’re tag words for people’s search preferences yeah yeah yeah.
but really? “FUCKING WHITE COLLEGE SLUT” and “Clapping my friend’s barely legal latina girlfriend”
For baby #2 I had to do this for my wife to get IUI. Bright lights, big lazy boy covered in paper and tv. I’m still surprised I was able to finish. Had to go on Reddit NSFW instead of the tv
Men are so lucky. They just have to jerk off to test their fertility.
“Barley legal”. Weird fetish.
But did they have Back Door Sluts 9
the creepiest thing u could find in there would be a security camera
Make sure you crank out two loads to make them think you’re a superhuman
Looking at the TV and seeing “college slut skips class” made me giggle for some reason.
At least all the titles aren’t “amateur man self-pleasures in fertility clinic.”
I always forget how unhinged porn titles are when I see them out in the wild