the last time she’ll ever go on the slingshot ride



    by gaby_zarny

    40 Comments

    1. She is gonna find herself full of bruises next morning and think “wait a second where did all these come from”

    2. For most of it she seems like the happiest unconscious person I’ve ever seen 😀😑😁😑😄😑

      Vasovagal syncope is a hell of a thing.

    3. Legend has it that she’s still waking up and immediately passing out again, to this day…

    4. How is that supposed to be fun i dont get it those attractions looks like torture to me tbh

    5. Praetorian_1975 on

      What do you mean, she’ll have to go on it again, it’s not like she remembered the first time 🤷🏻‍♂️😂

    6. naturalmanofgolf on

      I’m in the waiting room at the vet and people are staring at me. I am in tears 😂

    7. Prize_Huckleberry_55 on

      Brain loses blood flow: **low oxygen**

      ***pass out***

      Blood flow returns to brain: **some oxygen**

      ***wake up***

      Scream as loud as you can: **low oxygen**

      ***pass out***

      # Repeat until the crust starts to look golden brown.

    8. Double_Distribution8 on

      She’d be the worst fighter pilot ever, I really hope she doesn’t apply for that job.

    9. Legitimate-Guess2091 on

      Fainted, hoping to awake on the ground, just to wake up and further away from reality.

    10. MountainMan324 on

      Do you think the same thing happened the night before in bed?

      Dude: Was it good for you, baby?
      Her: What happened?

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